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Granted, but it will be frozen and impossible to drink!

I wish I hadn't forgot a harddisk that I now have to go home and get...
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beyond wrote:I wish I hadn't forgot a harddisk that I now have to go home and get...
Granted, but then you would've forgotten where you were supposed to go, and had walked round for hours, and would still wind up at home in the end anyway.

I wish I could defrost my beer without it losing the carbon dioxide.
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Makke wrote:I wish I could defrost my beer without it losing the carbon dioxide.
Granted!! A wizard defrosts your beer without losing the carbon dioxide but the beer gets transformed to vinnegar in the process...
Makke wrote:Granted, but you're forced to spend it IN HELL!!! :twisted:

If you send me to hell...
I wish I could heat the kettles of hell where Hitler and all my favorite assholes are boiling in, shovelling coal into the eternal fires while being delighted by their screams of horror, pain and suffering... NYAHARRHARRHARR!!! Oops! Got carried away by sadistic fantasies...
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Yes, but then you'd have to spend half of the rest of eternity in MEETINGS, scheduling all the icky things that happen to the damned, planning rotas, writing memos and being efficient...


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Granted, but it'll be a short-version Pixi-book, with bright coloured pictures, suitable for children between the ages 3-6.

I wish I didn't have to spend most of Saturday infront of the computer.
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Makke wrote:I wish I didn't have to spend most of Saturday infront of the computer.
Granted! A short circuit kills your power supply, frying the mainboard in the process and you throw the dammit thing out of the window...

I wish more people would ignore the charts crap and would listen to Radio RKO!
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Vosla wrote: I wish more people would ignore the charts crap and would listen to Radio RKO!
Well what you gona do...? :)

I wish i hade some money to buy myself a new brain. So i can just carve out the one i have and slppperyslapp the new in.
You wonder why? cause my brain is overfull with garbage i'm going nuts :duh: :D
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I wish i hade some money to buy myself a new brain. So i can just carve out the one i have and slppperyslapp the new in.
Yes, but then you'd need to to find a new brain first... how would you pick one.

I wish I could have my own TV channel

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1337 wrote:I wish I could have my own TV channel
Wish granted! But it airs only reruns of A-Team and commercials about anti pimple creme...

I wish my Cola supply would never run dry.
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Granted, and the same goes for the wish your dentist made.

I'd wish I shouldn't edit parts of the BIT video on a C64!
(hehe, you'll know soon enough!)
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beyond wrote:Granted, and the same goes for the wish your dentist made.

I'd wish I shouldn't edit parts of the BIT video on a C64!
(hehe, you'll know soon enough!)
Granted. But attempting to do so on a Macintosh using software written for Windows results in a situation similar to trying to sing karaoke on a Sega Saturn.

I wish I had broadband.
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granted.. but it'd be supplied by ntl and you'd get cut off all the time and end up so frustrated and annoyed you end up in a mental hospital.

I wish i owned my own house
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Infamous wrote:I wish i owned my own house
Granted, the adress is Central Street 152 B, 964 53 BZH, Chernobyl. It's yours to take!

I wish it would stop raining.
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granted but instead its going to snow and hail for the next 50 years and only where your standing nowere else.. even in the blazing sun you will have a small cloud over your head dropping the cold white stuff... enjoy :)

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Granted, but you would lose everything else and get bored...

I wish the sun would shine...
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