Commodore Remix

beyond wrote:I wish the sun would shine...

Oh, yes! And how the suns shines... and without sunblocker 5000 you catch skin cancer...

I wish I hadn't wished that I should be ill instead of my girl because now we are both having a bad cold...

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wish I hadn't wished that I should be ill instead of my girl because now we are both having a bad cold...

yes, but then she would still be suffering alone, and you wouldn't have a valid excuse to call in sick and skip work.

I wish I had more than one tarantula.

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Wish granted.. your house is now covered in them leaving no space for you.

I wish my drivinglesson goes well...

Yes, it goes really well until the instructor takes over the dual controls, hijacks you and drives to China...

I wish for great weather on my two weeks' holiday which starts Friday

Wish granted.. It will be 50oC in the shade, and you get fried if you step out to "enjoy" the sun.. And you have no water...

I wish that my instructor would drive me to Japan instead..

n3mo wrote:I wish that my instructor would drive me to Japan instead..

Well... at least he tries that and sinks the car in the chinese sea... (after a really long trip non-stop along the old silk road...)

I wish eurovision will die!

Granted. Eurovision dies.... only to be replaced by the Japavision Annual Bad Karaoke Championships which takes the world by storm to become even more successful than Big Brother.

I wish my dog's anal glands weren't so productive...

What kind of wish is that? Granted, but it would be taken away from you to a medical site for experimental surgery on animals.

I'd wish people would wish for fun stuff.

beyond wrote:I'd wish people would wish for fun stuff.

Granted, you now laugh at things that aren't funny!

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't live 350+ km from me.

granted she now lives 6000km's away from you instead.

i wish i had my own evil lair.

Granted, but every 2 weeks it gets assaulted by adventurers, and everytime they foil your evil plans and steal all your horde.

I wish I had my favourite pancake for breakfast, which wouldn't be corrupted by you in any possible way.

granted.. someone else though called bob comes and accidently uses his ancient and dark powers to turn your pancake into a elephant which then proceeds to make a mess of your general household b4 leaving out the backdoor and leaving u too explain the mess and elephants poop to the wife.

i wish i had a 2nd wish

Granted, but then you would have another and another and another and...

I wish I was done masking the PPOT video... (for the BIT DVD)

Granted, but you're not happy with it and start all over.

I wish Infamous hadn't made that elephant poo in our new flat.

granted - swapped the elephant poo for rancid camel poop and a life size singing max bygraves doll sitting at the top of it.

i wish i had listened to my mother when i was young.