Boz wrote:And there now seems to be a few sticky patches on my desk... which smell distinctly of stale beer... eeewww!
Sticky patches......stale beer.... sounds like my local pub.
It has one of those beer-soaked squelchy carpets for which it's a good idea not to stay standing in the same place for long or else you stick to the floor. Same goes for a few clubs in Grimsby - they just can't be bothered to clean the carpets! Not that I'm saying it's that bad at the Chortles HQ, you understand.
The clean-up operation of last night's show does mean at least one thing positive - those rubber gloves will finally get used for cleaning after all.
Paul
'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I'm very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
Paul Chapman wrote:It has one of those beer-soaked squelchy carpets for which it's a good idea not to stay standing in the same place for long or else you stick to the floor.
Ah... there's a club in Worcester called Images. the ground-floor has exactly the same carpet. Actually, so does the basement, which is an establishment where ladies seem to get very warm and want to take their clothes off. Although I wouldn't know, because I'd never go anywhere like that. Oh no. Not me.
In a further demonstration of his warped mind, Chappers wrote:The clean-up operation of last night's show does mean at least one thing positive - those rubber gloves will finally get used for cleaning after all.
You've got a good point there, actually. Although I'd like to clarify that any rubber-glove-related-goings-on is between Kenz and Natz. I just stay WELL out of the way, thanks!
Paul Chapman wrote:It has one of those beer-soaked squelchy carpets for which it's a good idea not to stay standing in the same place for long or else you stick to the floor.
Ah... there's a club in Worcester called Images. the ground-floor has exactly the same carpet. Actually, so does the basement, which is an establishment where ladies seem to get very warm and want to take their clothes off. Although I wouldn't know, because I'd never go anywhere like that. Oh no. Not me.
In a further demonstration of his warped mind, Chappers wrote:The clean-up operation of last night's show does mean at least one thing positive - those rubber gloves will finally get used for cleaning after all.
You've got a good point there, actually. Although I'd like to clarify that any rubber-glove-related-goings-on is between Kenz and Natz. I just stay WELL out of the way, thanks!
Speaking of rubber, I'm probably a prime candidate for the rubber room just so I don't hurt myself....
If I behave well enough, I'm told I might even get my crayons back.......
.....which is nice.
Paul
'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I'm very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
