If you could choose just 1 Superpower....

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 22/12/2004 - 2:28

China huh lol ..... good luck with that one lol ....

US President huh, well, we really only need 007 to come in and complete the picture dont we, a british spy that takes down ppl who want to rule the world - apt... I wouldnt want that chair at all.... id want the one sat on the box in the Texas Book Depository

modern day of course lol ...

merman · Post by **merman** » 22/12/2004 - 10:45

The Texas Book Depository is probably a DVD rental place by now

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 22/12/2004 - 14:33

So what are you saying, i get a laser this time ? lol....

merman · Post by **merman** » 22/12/2004 - 17:29

Matrix wrote:So what are you saying, i get a laser this time ? lol....

Yes, a really small Class 2 with 32x oversampling

Infamous · Post by **Infamous** » 23/12/2004 - 8:33

james bond?... if that fop comes knocking around my gaff ill knock the tart aartt!.. being president would be cool.

id call up kim whatsit over in korea and threaten him with global nuclear war.. but in the end id just send a pizza to his house he didnt order.. and id get arnie to be my right hand man but he'd have to say every 3rd sentence either "ill be back" or "uzi 9mm in your ass!".. as for china.. well.. ahem.

you make very nice plastic guns

anyone know the way to korea?..the pizza guy is asking....

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 23/12/2004 - 10:50

Uhm... just another idea. How about THE Reset-Button? A big button only you can smash your fist on to end all and redo all over again... THE UNIVERSE I mean...waiting for the right moment to say "Now that's enough!" and *SMACK!* - a new day, a new universe.

(I guess I would sit millenia in front of the button, never being sure WHEN it's the right moment to reboot the universe...*Sigh!*)

merman · Post by **merman** » 23/12/2004 - 12:02

Hints for being a super-villain

1. Hire people who can shoot straight
2. Don't reveal your plan while gloating over your arch-enemy's capture
3. Don't trust good-looking women who might fall in love with your arch-enemy and change sides mid-battle
4. Forget politicians, blackmail someone with real power. Like the Coke ad agency. Or Bill Gates.

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 23/12/2004 - 12:12

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Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 24/12/2004 - 19:03

Infamous wrote:... and 3 sexy FemBots are INCLUDED in the price! No upgrades needed! Includes convenient, obvious self-destruct mechanism. Order today!
YES!

Hmm... lemme guess why you are so enthusiastic...

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 25/12/2004 - 1:44

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