Posted: 27/09/2005 - 12:40
Guess who: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
<b>Homer:</b> "But I don't even believe in Jebus!"
Later in the same episode:
<b>Homer:</b> "SAVE ME, JEBUS!!!"
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Posted: 27/09/2005 - 12:48
Hehehe reminds me:
<b>Homer:</b> "But I don't even believe in Jebus!"
Later in the same episode:
<b>Homer:</b> "SAVE ME, JEBUS!!!"
<b>Homer:</b> "But I don't even believe in Jebus!"
Later in the same episode:
<b>Homer:</b> "SAVE ME, JEBUS!!!"
Posted: 27/09/2005 - 13:43
Not really on topic, but I always thought Futurama had more memorable lines.
Bender: Hmmm, interesting... No, wait, what was that other word? Tedious!
Another Simpsons one then...
Homer:Doh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Bender: Hmmm, interesting... No, wait, what was that other word? Tedious!
Another Simpsons one then...
Homer:Doh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Posted: 28/09/2005 - 11:06
Related: The Simpsons House, in real life... (Thx Ronin for the pic)
Posted: 29/09/2005 - 9:21
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.
Posted: 29/09/2005 - 9:46
Homer: No, no, no, Lisa. If adults dont like their jobs, they dont go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American Way.
Ste.
Ste.
Posted: 30/09/2005 - 9:35
Homer: "Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post Office Guy: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know."
Post Office Guy: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know."
Posted: 03/10/2005 - 16:44
Homer's brain: "That's it, I'm outa here!" *tap tap tap tap tap, slams door*
Posted: 03/10/2005 - 18:57
@Ronin
Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
Posted: 12/10/2005 - 9:02
I have a random simpsons quote generator on my website .. this little gem just popped up 
Well, lets just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, Marge, if this doesnt get your motor running, my name isnt Homer J. Simpson.
Well, lets just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, Marge, if this doesnt get your motor running, my name isnt Homer J. Simpson.
Posted: 12/10/2005 - 11:55
<b>Homer: </b>Bart, with 10000 dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... Love!
Posted: 12/10/2005 - 13:58
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Posted: 12/10/2005 - 19:56
Mindy : Hi Homer.
Homer: AAAAAGH! Er, I mean HELLO!
Homer: AAAAAGH! Er, I mean HELLO!
Posted: 14/10/2005 - 9:38
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
True true
True true
Posted: 14/10/2005 - 11:55
Homer: I never apologise... I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am