Posted: 28/02/2006 - 10:04
Sonic,
how the h*ll did this topic come to life ?
how the h*ll did this topic come to life ?
Boz wrote:Dear Auntie Sonic,
Why is it that, when I compliment a girl in Sweden by saying "fina pattar", she gives me a slap round the face?
It's not motor oil. You are obviously hiding an oily pizza in your boot. Remove the offending savory and all should be well.Ginger Wench wrote: 1. Why is my car pissing oil all over the floor, when I can't find any leak?
I know it's toilet trained!
The favourite ones have more natural scent, and thus taste better to the washing machine about town.Ginger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!
The official explanation seems to be "Broad Banned Girls". When we find out why they were banned, we'll find out why Boz is so attracted to them he had to emigrate.Ginger Wench wrote: 3. Why did Boz move to Sweden??
Hope springs eternal.Ginger Wench wrote: Thanks and hope you can help
Why not?DHS wrote:Sonic,
Why me?
Sure thats the washing machine? /e glances at ChappersGinger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!
Ask Mr. Abbott, or read this topic:FFRenzy wrote:Sonic,
how the h*ll did this topic come to life ?
2. You haven't been feeding the poor thing enough vitamins and mineral additions! Just put in a couple of hard-iron nails and 2 open bottles of beer next time you wash, and it'll keep calm for a while, and off your undies. Alternatively check if Boz is hiding in your laundryroom.Ginger Wench wrote:Dear Sonic,
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2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!
3. Why did Boz move to Sweden??
Thanks and hope you can help
1. None. They'd be too busy imitating samples from IK+ to actually fight.Tonka wrote:Sonic.
1) Who would win in a fight - Chris or Makke?
2) Can dogs look up?
Tonka
Mmmmm.....underwires........dan gillgrass wrote:Sure thats the washing machine? /e glances at ChappersGinger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!
Well, you fell to our little carefully laid out trap! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THE TREATMENT! Guys, the straight jacket and the Tabasco, please!Armand wrote:I'm glad it's not just me who gets that treatment!
I don't think that you'll like where I was going to apply the Tabasco... but *shhhh!* there may be minors among the readers...Armand wrote:@ Vosla - mmmmmmmmmmn, Tabasco!!
Thanks for the welcome - i'm gonna enjoy it here.