Commodore Remix

Infamous wrote:granted - swapped the elephant poo for rancid camel poop and a life size singing max bygraves doll sitting at the top of it.

i wish i had listened to my mother when i was young.

Granted. But the more you listen, the more she would say, and you'd find yourself today still sitting at the kitchen table while she rattled on about the benefits of pinning clothes to the washing line using wooden pegs rather than plastic ones.

I wish I could fart my national anthem.

Granted, but at the height of your fame you go on national TV and have a little "accident"...

I wish that my editor would hurry up and publish my latest article

Granted, but he cut out 60% and rewrote the remaining 40% from scratch, misinterpreting everything you intended to say.

I wish I wouldn't need sleep so I can use all 24 hours of the day.

LMan / Remix64 wrote:I wish I wouldn't need sleep so I can use all 24 hours of the day.

Granted! At the very moment people are aware of your condition, they keep flooding you with errands so you do things for other people, not yourself, 24/7 for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be wish-less happy.

Granted, but now you've created a paradoxon and the universe will explode.

I wish people would drive more carefully.

LMan / Remix64 wrote:I wish people would drive more carefully.

Granted! Now they carefully aim to maim!

I wish I could manage to see SW Sith's Revenge at the cinema, not in 2 years at home on my 17".

Granted, but it made you drool forever!

I wish it was just as easy to make PC demos as it was with demos back then on the C64

Granted, Just load up the c64 emulator on you'r pc and make the demo there, and in a few programming hours you have a pc demo cause you are doing the c64 demo ON you'r pc

I wish i you guys could be at my work and see my boss, he looks so d-mn much like a crossover between mr.burns and mr.bean, it's scarry really

I wish i you guys could be at my work and see my boss, he looks so d-mn much like a crossover between mr.burns and mr.bean, it's scarry really

Granted, but then nobody would get any work done and your boss would become more like mr. burns by the minute... until he says the immortal words 'you're all fired'.

I wish there was a law against making adverts on TV so vague that you can remember the advert but not what they were actually trying to advertise.

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Granted, commercials will from now on hypnotize and brainwash you, and you will hear voices saying the products names.

I wish it would be saturday and 16:00 now..

Granted, but then you'd miss all of Friday and get stuck in a theoretical time loop from which there is no escape.

I wish the lawn would learn to mow itself.

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Granted, but the lawn would then become self-aware like in Terminator 2. Just putting concrete slabs down would start World War III...

I wish the dog next door would stop BARKING FOR NO REASON AT 3AM!

Granted! He shuts up and hides because he's afraid of the burglars that are breaking into your house.

I wish the farmer of the neighbourhood wouldn't spill manure on the pastures when there's no rain to be expected. *holds nose*

LMan / Remix64 wrote: I wish the farmer of the neighbourhood wouldn't spill manure on the pastures when there's no rain to be expected. *holds nose*

Granted. He spills it when rain is expected, but the weather being as finnicky as it is decides to go for a 10 day heatwave instead.

I wish they would run repeats of The Goodies here in Australia.

Granted, but then it's 24/7 repeats of The Goodies for eternity.

I wish Paul McCartney had never inflicted the Frog Chorus on the world.