Commodore Remix

T-Plannahoth, matron of Vulcan Philosophy

I can plug all sorts of attachments into my groinal socket...

I think that's probably enough sci-fi stuff for now, chaps.

Anyone fancy a cheese and ham breville?

Chris

Chris Abbott wrote:I think that's probably enough sci-fi stuff for now, chaps.

Absolutely right.......

So, anyone know some Blackadder quotes? Here's one to go on for starters.

'We've moved about as far as an asthmatic ant with some particularly heavy shopping'

Paul

You're about as convincing as a giraffe wearing a white polo neck sweater trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club.

My men have all the artistic talent of a group of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag...

Have you admired, as I have, that fine portrait in the National Gallery entitled Bag Interior by the Hedgehog Workshop?

I have a plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it.

Steve B wrote:I have a plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it.

I have a plan so cunning, it's more cunning than a fox that's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford University

merman wrote:I have a plan so cunning, it's more cunning than a fox that's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford University

You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself pink and danced naked on top of a hapsichord singing "cunning plans are here again."

I don't see the point of all that sex and violence.

I get enough of that at home....apart from the sex, of course.

Here is a small purse of monies... which I am not going to give you

Percy, go into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder is selling his house........ Baldrick.. just go out into the street. - Yes my lord...


See the little goblin, see his little feet, see the little goblin, isnt the goblin sweet .. HOY !!


Dont you get it ? LUCK ...... sounds almost exactly like F'..

macbeth !

So it's come to this.

Drinking Baldrick's water.....

This is a little embarrassing...

*makes a sound like a sheep*