Posted: 21/07/2006 - 12:59
The Proposition?dan gillgrass wrote:What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out?"
The Proposition?dan gillgrass wrote:What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out?"
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Nope!Matrix wrote:American Band Camp ?
Bang on Chappers - ur up!Chappers wrote:The Goonies?
I couldn't fail with that one, seeing as the whole phrase word-for-word got repeated all around the playground at the time. Kinda burned into the brainTonka wrote:Bang on Chappers - ur up!Chappers wrote:The Goonies?
Tonka
Aye, you are spot on, Matrix.Matrix wrote:Arrr, Rising Sun
You look down.. they know you're lying and up, they know you dont know the truth. Dont use 7 words when 4 will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare... be specific but not memorable, be funny but dont make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side.
He's dead, honey, because Mommy killed him.