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by trace 19/04/2004 - 10:18
There was a old man in his 80's who went to the drugstore for some Viagra.
He said to the shop-assistant that he wanted 3 viagra pills.
She said that he had to buy a whole pagage.
He said that he only wanted 3 pills.
She took 3 pills and gave to him and he took a knife and started to divide each pills into 4 small parts.
The shop-assistant asked: What are you doing, you know that you have to take a whole pill for the right effekt.
He said: I only need to take this small pills so i don't piss on my shoes.
HAHAHA
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by Vosla 19/04/2004 - 16:02
uhm...
All is lost.
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by Xelebes 20/04/2004 - 3:36
I don't get it.
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by trace 20/04/2004 - 6:25
Ok, i try to explain
You know that viagra makes the _Thing_ Rise?
Well he wanted to take only a little bit of that pill so he won't piss on his shoes.
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by tas 20/04/2004 - 9:24
mmm, Still don't get it
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by Chris Abbott 20/04/2004 - 10:28
> mmm, Still don't get it
Yes you do, you're just taking the piss
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by Chappers 20/04/2004 - 13:08
On the subject of taking the piss, just what is a hagover, Tas?
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by skitz 20/04/2004 - 16:05
What's a matter Boo Boo?
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by Xelebes 21/04/2004 - 4:53
I.... still don't get it. I guess I never will.
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by Yoshi 23/04/2004 - 11:47
The man had a problem... when he had to piss he always pissed on his shoes. So he took some viagra to get the thing to point into the toilet.
I guess this is the explanation.
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by Zzapback 23/04/2004 - 12:42
Ouch! It's always so *painful* when someone has to explain a joke!
The future is Retro...(sorta)
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by Vosla 23/04/2004 - 14:32
I think the point here was that some don't WANT to know it...
All is lost.
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by trace 24/04/2004 - 20:14
Maybe someone don't want to addmit his problem so he "don't understand" the joke?
LOL J/K
