Commodore Remix

There was a old man in his 80's who went to the drugstore for some Viagra.

He said to the shop-assistant that he wanted 3 viagra pills.

She said that he had to buy a whole pagage.

He said that he only wanted 3 pills.

She took 3 pills and gave to him and he took a knife and started to divide each pills into 4 small parts.
The shop-assistant asked: What are you doing, you know that you have to take a whole pill for the right effekt.
He said: I only need to take this small pills so i don't piss on my shoes.
HAHAHA

uhm...

I don't get it.

Ok, i try to explain

You know that viagra makes the _Thing_ Rise?

Well he wanted to take only a little bit of that pill so he won't piss on his shoes.

mmm, Still don't get it

> mmm, Still don't get it
Yes you do, you're just taking the piss

Chris

On the subject of taking the piss, just what is a hagover, Tas?

Paul

What's a matter Boo Boo?

What?

Nothing Yogi....

I don't get that at all!

I.... still don't get it. I guess I never will.

The man had a problem... when he had to piss he always pissed on his shoes. So he took some viagra to get the thing to point into the toilet.

I guess this is the explanation.

Ouch! It's always so *painful* when someone has to explain a joke!

I think the point here was that some don't WANT to know it...

Maybe someone don't want to addmit his problem so he "don't understand" the joke? LOL J/K