Commodore Remix

Any one looked at http://www.googlism.com ?

The idea being you put in your name/handle whatever and it scours google for quotes/etc about you.

feekzoid is just a ripoff
feekzoid is great
feekzoid is on da phone at the moment
feekzoid is on da phone and he sayz

Not too happy aboot the first one :(

chappers is getting excited now the tournament is finally starting
chappers is not happy with the way english fans were treated
chappers is in japan for
chappers is gonna' blind you with techno
chappers is a very good bowler but his laid back approach and plenty of friday night alcohol means that
chappers is more worried about his chair
chappers is back from korea and says that the club informed the media that he left by mutual consent
chappers is married to a former prostitute who actually charges

Maybe it's me but, reading between the lines, there seems to be a few footy-related quotes in there (always a good thing). The techno one is quite accurate too but that last one is pure genius!

If only it were true (apart from the charging, of course)

gecko yamori is stupid

Yay!

• skitz is a rare canadian talent destined for great things
  skitz is undoubtedly one of the most respected hip hop producers in the uk
  skitz is awesome
  skitz is a superb producer who trademark seems to be booming bass
  skitz is your daddy
  skitz is in the house

Nay!

• skitz is ever on crimewatch stalking a street with a weird dangly hat pulled over his face believe me it wont be for no bank robbery
  skitz is affectionate and playful
  skitz is her name
  skitz is very active

Not true, but nice to hear:

chris abbott is a member of the special educational needs special interest group of the european association for research into learning and instruction
chris abbott is lecturer and researcher in ict
chris abbott is currently working on presenting the show to another network
chris abbott is a lecturer and researcher in the school of education at king's college london
chris abbott is my private teacher for cello and i have a lesson once a week
chris abbott is a marvelous writer who i think touched a chord with the people that watched the show
chris abbott is about to release his new book

True-ish and nice:
chris abbott is experienced in windows 95/98/2000 and windows nt systems
chris abbott is already hyping back in time live 3
chris abbott is making plans for back in time live london

Just plain surreal:
chris abbott is on the left
chris abbott is our full
chris abbott is speaking – take it
chris abbott is of course one of them
chris abbott is his twin brother (wow, recursive!)
chris abbott is http (wow, I'm a whole protocol!)
chris abbott is a
chris abbott is a selfish brat too

So, there you go

Chris

infamous is also known as an incredible producer

Yeah right...

infamous is one of turntablisms most inovative dj's as well as the
entrepeneur

in that i use them to spin plates....for a living.

infamous is an understatement

huh?

infamous is a faggot

hey!

infamous is preparing for some battles

after that last comment too right!

infamous is always tight

its still accusing me of homosexualismn

infamous is one babied feline beast who snoozes life away o anywhere his clump of hairy baggage lands

oh yes... now its calling me fat and hairy...

infamous is always screaming

and saying that i have mental issues

infamous is bishop adam who ended his days tragically on 11th september 1222

and im a bishop... a fat homosexual hairy bishop with serious mental problems...

infamous is right

damn...

Sonic Wanderer -> No entries
Mattias Johansson -> 4 entries, of wich the first one:

"mattias johansson is me"

*Duh*



"mattias johansson is not correct spelling"

Is that^^ correct then??

> boz is an award winning middle eastern dancer

It's like they've known him all his life!

(actually, there's lots for Boz and most of them are funny!)

Chris

I love how mine starts

kenz is a nice guy

And then ends with

kenz is a fucking shithead



I'm also the bestest girl you'll ever know, apparently ... !

*Phew!*

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about vosla yet.

One single line explaining Slaygon:

slaygon is fun

skitz wrote:Yay!

• skitz is her name

Hehe! They know you so well, Skitz!

skitz wrote:

• skitz is very active

Oh... maybe not...

• boz is telefonisch bereikbaar op werkdagen van 08

I couldn't agree more.

Tee hee! If you put my real name in (Alistair), you get a few good 'uns:

alistair is out of control (good start! )
alistair is the testosterone of our household (You got that right, baby!)
alistair is a strong believer that you can neither categorize nor underestimate their importance to the uk economy (Ummm... yeah. That's what I think.)
alistair is a 21 year old straight boy from the south west of the uk (i.e. I'M NOT GAY!)
alistair is still taking sandy out (I don't believe I've met a Sandy, let alone taken her out.)
alistair is enjoyable (So the graffiti says on the toilet wall)
alistair is also a critically acclaimed actor (You should hear me on the Z Show.)
alistair is a good kitty (You leave my pussy out of this.)
alistair is possessed of an erudite and polymathic mind (Duuur... yeah.)
alistair is missing the woman in the bathroom stall (I know... she was so nice.)
alistair is suspected of numerous bad acts that have never been proven (I didn't do nothin', nor didn't I not never.)
alistair is once again joined by his female counterpart (I bloody wish, mate.)
alistair is now out (D'oh!... HELLO I'M GAY!)
alistair is in his forties (I know I LOOK old, but...)
alistair is a 20" fully jointed (Form an orderley queue, ladies!)

christer holm is a leading expert on structuring and commercializing intellectual capital


Cool. I didn't know I was such an expert too