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Your Favourite Simpsons Quotes
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 8:13
by LMan
Homer: "Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can... nay I must...eat...everything!"
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 8:16
by Slick2097
So many to choose from....
Ralf: Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories… Barts a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that… building… thingie… where our beds and TV… is.
Homer: When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
far too many to mentions
Ste.
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 9:56
by Jan Lund Thomsen
Homer: It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie, and one to listen.
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 10:14
by merman
Homer: I hope I didn't brain my damage
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 12:20
by Yoshi
Homer: Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 12:23
by Matrix
Homer "hmmmm Any key....... WHERES THE ANY KEY !!"
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 12:26
by trace
DOH!
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 14:51
by merman
Teacher to Mrs Krabople: Skinner says the teachers will crack, purple monkey dishwasher
Bart to Homer: There's your answer, fish-bulb
Posted: 23/09/2005 - 19:14
by tomsk
After Bart and Lisa fail auditions to become Monty Burns' heir , Marge quietly suggests to Homer he have a quiet word to boost the kids self esteem
Homer "Kids...you tried you best, but you failed miserably....the lesson is...Never try"
Ha - Priceless
Posted: 24/09/2005 - 16:12
by Maindrian
Ralf: My cats breath smells of cat food!
Burns: This ballet has way too much prancing.
Smithers: Not nearly enough mincing sir...
Posted: 24/09/2005 - 16:58
by LMan
Ralph Wiggum: "Daddy I'm scared, too scared to even wet my pants!"
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
Posted: 24/09/2005 - 21:45
by Subzero
Homer: 'Everytime I learn something new, it pushes old stuff out of my brain'
Homer:' Mmmmmmmmm free goo!'
Homer:'OR WHAT? YOU'LL RELEASE THE DOGS, OR THE BEES? OR THE DOGS WITH BEES IN THIER MOUTHS SO WHEN THEY BARK THEY SHOOT BEES AT YOU??'
Homer:'get lost flanders'
Chief wiggum:'You got the wrong number, this is 91.....2'
Posted: 26/09/2005 - 10:25
by Slick2097
Homer: Don’t worry, Marge. America’s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!
Posted: 26/09/2005 - 11:57
by Tonka
Homer is told that he hasn't got long to live:
Homer: So according to this I'll live to be ... Forty-Two? Oh, that's horrible! I won't even live to see my children die!
Tonka
Posted: 27/09/2005 - 12:03
by LMan
Ralph Wiggum: "Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck..."
Bart: "Say GOOSE, god dammit!"
Ralph: "Booohoohooo...."