BIT takes too long ..

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 22/03/2004 - 3:29

T-Plannahoth, matron of Vulcan Philosophy

merman · Post by **merman** » 22/03/2004 - 9:35

I can plug all sorts of attachments into my groinal socket...

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 22/03/2004 - 10:03

I think that's probably enough sci-fi stuff for now, chaps.

Anyone fancy a cheese and ham breville?

Chris

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 22/03/2004 - 14:42

Chris Abbott wrote:I think that's probably enough sci-fi stuff for now, chaps.

Absolutely right.......

So, anyone know some Blackadder quotes? Here's one to go on for starters.

'We've moved about as far as an asthmatic ant with some particularly heavy shopping'

Paul

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 22/03/2004 - 14:43

You're about as convincing as a giraffe wearing a white polo neck sweater trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club.

merman · Post by **merman** » 22/03/2004 - 15:32

My men have all the artistic talent of a group of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag...

Have you admired, as I have, that fine portrait in the National Gallery entitled Bag Interior by the Hedgehog Workshop?

Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 23/03/2004 - 8:47

I have a plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it.

merman · Post by **merman** » 23/03/2004 - 9:42

Steve B wrote:I have a plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it.

I have a plan so cunning, it's more cunning than a fox that's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford University

Jan Lund Thomsen · Post by **Jan Lund Thomsen** » 23/03/2004 - 10:31

merman wrote:I have a plan so cunning, it's more cunning than a fox that's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford University

You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself pink and danced naked on top of a hapsichord singing "cunning plans are here again."

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 23/03/2004 - 10:35

I don't see the point of all that sex and violence.

I get enough of that at home....apart from the sex, of course.

merman · Post by **merman** » 23/03/2004 - 11:31

Here is a small purse of monies... which I am not going to give you

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 23/03/2004 - 11:36

Percy, go into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder is selling his house........ Baldrick.. just go out into the street. - Yes my lord...

See the little goblin, see his little feet, see the little goblin, isnt the goblin sweet .. HOY !!

Dont you get it ? LUCK ...... sounds almost exactly like F'..

Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 24/03/2004 - 10:04

macbeth !

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 24/03/2004 - 14:00

So it's come to this.

Drinking Baldrick's water.....

merman · Post by **merman** » 24/03/2004 - 16:54

This is a little embarrassing...

*makes a sound like a sheep*