[GAME] www.googleism.com

[Subzero]

subzero is presented in full screen
subzero is a bounder
subzero is a twat
subzero is a world leader in auto
subzero is presented in a full frame transfer oooh!!!
subzero is the legendary master of freeze from the mortal kombat video game saga
subzero is killed just by throwing water at him as the ice becomes like mini knives as it freezes and approaches him
subzero is dedicated to providing the most secure shopping experience available by utilizing the industry standard ssl encryption technology
subzero is an excellent film
subzero is an animated batman based on the same characters as the recent batman & robin starring george clooney
subzero is offered with a dolby digital 2
subzero is number one

[tas]

<b>tas is verborgen afvalvoorziening</b> (i dare not think)
<b>tas is the best</b> (There you go)
<b>tas is faithful so you can't steal him</b> (no one is taking nothing)
<b>tas is the hero</b> (Here i come to save the day)
<b>tas is right</b>(Told ya!)
<b>tas is a group of six experiments and one sem canister that fly together as a hitchhiker</b> (er?)
<b>tas is considering all options to regain access to the site</b> (Markus? help?)
<b>tas is putting on a show called ?hubble</b> (Hubble bobble?)
<b>tas is a closed circuit television monitor</b> (I'm watching you)
<b>tas is a momentary contact switch which can be activated by pressing any point on its surface</b> (keep yer fingers to yourself)
<b>tas is a suite of software products</b> (woot!)
<b>tas is easier to setup</b> (yeah yeah, i know)
<b>tas is completely flexible</b> (can't recall being floppy (er?))
<b>tas is uniquely able to perform fast and stable simultaneous</b> (Er, 1+1 = 3
<b>tas is not without difficulty</b> (Moi? Difficult?)
<b>tas is such a doorknob</b> (haha! I'm a what?)
<b>tas is committed to supporting those students who experience learning difficulties</b> (I'm the good guy)
<b>tas is born on the 2nd of blessings </b>(Kneel down before me guys)
<b>tas is a member</b> (not sure how to take that)
<b>tas is easier to install and configure than the windows dial </b>(it's horrible isn't it)
<b>tas is way awesome</b> (awwww, gee thanks
<b>tas is a problem</b> (I'll be your problem in a min)
<b>tas is a new australian</b> (yeah, it was terrible when i was old)
<b>tas is expected to return to the wild in utah sometime in the next two months</b> (bye bye, i'm off)
<b>tas is not just some faceless corporation and it is not a collaboration either</b> (so what is it? answers on a postcard please)
<b>tas is difficult to measure directly</b> (hopefully your talking about the good extreme)
<b>tas is lieutentant colonel cm</b> (Yay, i'm a colonel Centimetre)
<b>tas is operational</b> (Phew! i felt like windows before)
<b>tas is a tool to deal with changing technology</b> (jim fixed it for me)
<b>tas is a wonderful idea</b> (awwww, shucks)
<b>tas is the best in the region</b> (not the first time i've been told that )
<b>tas is running</b> (Don't swear at me)
<b>tas is rapid</b> (you been talking to the ex again?)
<b>tas is motivated to take advantage of the many institutions of higher learning and research in the area</b> (Prof. Tas, thats me)
<b>tas is a typical kender</b> (That one is actually right, well done)

[xo]

A nice one

WHERE THE F#@! HAS EXO BEEN????

exo is my other nick; this is a rather suitable quote as I've been offline for three weeks due to technical problems at the ISP.

[Matrix]

matrix is pure movie magic

matrix is all

matrix is a good ride
*oh my lol*

matrix is here

matrix is coming
*lets not go there ay*

matrix is?

matrix is a faktrix by lfbman69
*huh ?*

matrix is soooo cooool

matrix is nonstandard

matrix is the system used by foreign forces operating on earth so as to accelerate spiritual choices of each individual without violating the free will

matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes

matrix is everywhere infogrames will bring the game to all platforms

matrix is 128 in and 64 outmatrix systems model 11703 bi
*bi, apparently lol*

[q__]

q is for queen cupcake (say's it all really).

harm is sufficient to warrant stronger regulation of funeral service (Sorry about the coffin, but emotions overtook me)
harm is estimated to be one of the top five causes of acute medical admissions in the uk (Don't listen to my tunes then.)
harm is culturally sanctioned (And rightly so)
harm is the principle underlying the definition of contaminated land in the uk (Public toilets were packed. What could i do?)
harm is the fiberglass cow doing? to the editor (Doing WHAT to the editor?)
harm is done (yep, guess i am)

[Lagerfeldt]

Here are some of the better ones:

·holger is pissing again

·holger is believed to still be asleep in the deep dungeons under one of the old medieval stone castles on the island sealand

·holger is one of many bicycle tourists writing an online journal too

·holger is the type of individual who can do everything he sets his mind to doing

·holger is packed and ready to go (yessir!)

[Slaygon]

One single line explaining Slaygon:

Ok. Going the real name road gives me this:

Googlism for: kenneth

kenneth is nationally active in issues related to the fair use of copyrighted works for educational purposes (Really?)
kenneth is doing now (Doing what? Or who?)
kenneth is said to have been killed by his own men at fettercairn (Sorry, I'm very much alive)
kenneth is a 15 year old african american male (Damn mirror showing me LIES!)
kenneth is also called upon to do field work (Yep. My name is Mulder. Kenneth Mulder)
kenneth is a little chubby (That damn mirror again!)
kenneth is 13 and has retrolental fibroplasia (Has WHAT?)
kenneth is (ergo sum)
kenneth is behind pat (And who might this pat be?)
kenneth is a grey highland pony (Yiiihaa! C'mon Bubba!)
kenneth is fully bilingual in english and norwegian (Almost)
kenneth is there to investigate a terrible crime ...against c64.org's file system
kenneth is approximately 81 (Mental age?)
kenneth is an enigma (Some would agree, others not)
kenneth is dumbfounded at the beauty of the moment (...)
kenneth is also local government spokesperson (Government of c64.org?)
kenneth is not into titles (kinda true, yes)
kenneth is a wolf in sheep's clothing (nopes. I'm nekkid!)
kenneth is the #17 most common male name (Oh... Cool. Didn't know that)
kenneth is marvelous (Thank you kindly!)
kenneth is one who respects honesty (And candy.)
kenneth is working on a story right now (Yep. It's called "of my life")
kenneth is killed while wearing it (Ok. Now I'm curious)
kenneth is a recording artist of award winning albums (No, that would be Lagerfeldt)
kenneth is charismatic (I am, huh?)
kenneth is involved in his community (Oh, yes)
kenneth is the winner of the 1998 palanquin press poetry chapbook contest (Funny, can't remember that at all!)
kenneth is a nice guy (... or so they say)

[merman]

merman is a bucket of laughter

[Steve B]

steve barrett is squeezed into the car with jeff minter's nuon gear
steve barrett is editor of the fuel cells bulletin
steve barrett is a tireless alternative therapies skeptic
steve barrett is brought to life here
steve barrett is a shareholder who focuses his practice in the corporate and securitie area
steve barrett is just the preacher for us
steve barrett is just the minister for us
steve barrett is not pictured
steve barrett is working with
steve barrett is an exceptional agent
steve barrett is a member of the bowling team and has been bowling for eight years
steve barrett is a senior lecturer in the department of physics and a principal scientist in the surface science research centre of the university of liverpool
steve barrett is the only other thrower over 48' this year
steve barrett is to continue a military theme for future rallies
steve barrett is a nice
steve barrett is a friend of mine
steve barrett is an acquaintance of tanner
steve barrett is a senior vice president at lowe mcadams direct advertising
steve barrett is covering the lagunitas school board
steve barrett is going to school in eastern oregon to be a teacher



i remember the first one well

[trace]

trace is all fbi needs
trace is found linking kohanim worldwide
trace is conducted
trace is reviewed by pc magazine
trace is conducted first the subjects social security number is entered into a national investigative database
trace is designed to incorporate every detail and amenity to make your retirement living enjoyable and fulfilling
trace is a 1024x1024 square page 2
trace is not complete
trace is awesome
trace is the coolest
trace is not that cute
trace is successful
trace is available
trace is cheap
trace is where planes intersect
trace is still accessible
trace is that it lets you assign hotkeys to wipe individual files
trace is everyones responsibility
trace is visible as bright red under normal light
trace is the
trace is an international organisation dedicated to promoting and supporting the development of internet
trace is a community for readers and writers online
trace is 100
trace is a package used by programmers
trace is a program that turns sprites into draw files
trace is powerful
trace is entered into the system
trace is in a different file from the data
trace is invoked
trace is now completed
trace is the reflected signal attenuated by 40 db and the lower trace the transmitted signal
trace is certified in the audubon cooperative sanctuary program
trace is bigger than the one it is replacing
trace is a nationwide
trace is folded over
trace is spread out
trace is turned off
trace is making anti
trace is a simple idea
trace is designed for you
trace is made of
trace is a general
trace is passed through a collection of gaussian
trace is located in the ultratec building

[Yoshi]

"yoshi is much like a pokemon"

nooo nooooo noooooooo!!

[AdamDawes]

Didn't know enough about me, but threw up some other amusing items:

rob hubbard is unlikely to attend
rob hubbard is (very zen)

ben daglish is hyperactive
ben daglish is here caught in the act of using kate's eye

martin galway is a bit of an odd one out

david whittaker is in the process of cataloging the back issues of hsm & pim
david whittaker is our new librarian
david whittaker is professor of forensic dentistry
david whittaker is now acting head of the department of basic science
(He's been busy...)

fred gray is a true man of mystery
fred gray is known by historians
fred gray is the boy that tends the yard
fred gray is 94 years old i think

richard joseph is to provide salon and spa services for style

[Komet64]

Just a few of the ones I got for "komet"

komet is ein schmutziger schneeball (I'm a.... dirty.... what???)

komet is such a sweet cuddlebug (awwwww! thanks!)

komet is fast and is surprisingly agile on the slope (if the slope is steep enough!)

komet is frank bretschneider (oh no, not that frank guy again!)

komet is able to perform various common types of reasoning (hmm, but on the other hand, let's ... err, no, let's ... err... where was I?)

komet is one of the few original members of the nazi killer sex death hate left alive (shhhh, that's our little secret, remember???)

komet is considered to be one of the most powerful and dangerous individuals on the planet (although still a cuddlebag, right?)

komet is now available across the united states in 50ml (I'm drunk in a matter of seconds!)

komet is just beautiful (no, I'm cute too!)

komet is still functioning up to this moment (yes, still... but.... can't....hold up .... much.... longer...... bzzzztztzt!)

[majeliss]

Bleh, googleism makes me feel like a big nobody. I will never return to that site again.

[Vosla]

*Beep!*