Impromptu "Bowness Bit o' Bollocks" show!

[Boz]

- So there I was, minding my own business, when Slaygon jumps onto ICQ and says "Look Boz -- either you transmit another BBB show this week, or I will surgically remove your testicles with the bluntest object I can find, and force-feed them to you."

So, here I am, FORCED into another Bowness Bit o' Bollocks show on SLAY Radio! It's the usual gubbins - Boz muttering his inane babblings on air, in between your favourite RKO mixes. Join him on the IRC chat thingy (technical term) using the EFNet network, channel #SLAYRadio; and send your requests to the Request-o-Tron 3000 at http://www.slayradio.org/request.php .

The BBB Show is on Wednesday 9th March 2005 at 20:00 CET. More information on the SLAY Radio website - http://www.slayradio.org

[Hazel]

Yeah!! Then maybe I can actually catch a show this time.. Looking forward to some insane Bozzy radio tonight..

Btw...

If you're having trouble with Slaygon.. Then just call me and I'll send him an elephant to do the nasty thing to him..

[Boz]

If you're having trouble with Slaygon.. Then just call me and I'll send him an elephant to do the nasty thing to him..

You have a pet elephant? Do you call him Stampy?

[Chappers]

If you're having trouble with Slaygon.. Then just call me and I'll send him an elephant to do the nasty thing to him..

You have a pet elephant? Do you call him Stampy?

For anyone that's married, they would probably call it "the wife" as it never forgets.

Badum-tish!

Chappers

[Boz]

For anyone that's married, they would probably call it "the wife" as it never forgets.

Badum-tish!

Chappers

He's here every Wednesday, folks!

[Chappers]

For anyone that's married, they would probably call it "the wife" as it never forgets.

Badum-tish!

Chappers

He's here every Wednesday, folks!

Amazingly, available at short notice too!

[Hazel]

You have a pet elephant? Do you call him Stampy?

Around here he is known as the "Demolition Man"

For anyone that's married, they would probably
call it "the wife" as it never forgets.

OMG.. You are so right .. But hopefully the size won't be the same..

[Chappers]

You have a pet elephant? Do you call him Stampy?

Around here he is known as the "Demolition Man"

For anyone that's married, they would probably
call it "the wife" as it never forgets.

OMG.. You are so right .. But hopefully the size won't be the same..

There's quite a few mingers locally that seem to be trying to eat their own weight in cakes every day. You're more right than you think.

The thought of it makes me shudder. Mucho scoffage of some custard doughnuts will make me feel better.

Chappers

[Hazel]

There's quite a few mingers locally that seem to be trying to eat their own weight in cakes every day. You're more right than you think.

Okay.... Now I'm really freaked out... Please don't tell more about the locals..

Damn.. I need to sit down... Hmm.. Maybe I should order 10 big burgers from the local burger bar...

[dan gillgrass]

MAN! during Coronation Street - damn you! damn you to hell!