[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by **LMan** » 19/05/2005 - 9:24

Found this at the TrekUnited forum, and thought it was pretty funny.

Here's how it works: you post a wish, and the next poster will have to grant the wish and at the same time corrupt it somehow - and gets to post his own wish in turn.

Example:

I wish I had an ice cream.

Next poster:

Granted, but it's covered with mould.

I wish...

You get the picture, so here goes.

I wish it wouldn't rain outside.

Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson · Post by **Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson** » 19/05/2005 - 9:57

LMan / Remix64 wrote:I wish it wouldn't rain outside.

Granted. Now it'll rain inside instead.

I wish Boz will get a nice Swedish girlfriend.

Post by **LMan** » 19/05/2005 - 10:04

Granted, so he'll steal your girlfriend from you.

I wish commodore had pushed the amiga further, so today we'd have cool GhZ Amigas instead of crappy Windoze PCs.

merman · Post by **merman** » 19/05/2005 - 10:38

Yes, but then MS would have bought out Commodore, and we'd all be running WinMiga 2005 Service Pack 3 with the latest security patches...

I wish Ipswich had beaten West Ham in the play-offs last night...

Post by **tas** » 19/05/2005 - 11:58

Granted.. But ispwich will go back down the following year with a record of zero points.

I wish someone would do a mega remix of Falcon patrol 2:)

Romeo Knight · Post by **Romeo Knight** » 19/05/2005 - 11:59

Tas wrote:
I wish someone would do a mega remix of Falcon patrol

Granted... but it'd be Honorabili...

I wish I had much more sleep the last days...

Post by **tas** » 19/05/2005 - 12:21

Granted... but you will have horrific nightmares of honnerabilli doing remixes of falcon patrol 2

I Wish that i won the national lottery.

Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson · Post by **Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson** » 19/05/2005 - 12:25

Tas wrote:I Wish that i won the national lottery.

Granted. This year's national lottery grand prize is a turkey dinner with Tony Blair.

I wish Chris Abbott would get the audience he deserves with those BIT-live concerts...

Post by **LMan** » 19/05/2005 - 12:56

Okay, but after one of the artists begins shouting insults at the audience, they start throwing rotten eggs (and a few bottles) at the artists and at Chris, until the police arrests everyone and the medics take care of the wounded. By improper research, the blame is put on Chris by the media, and remembered like that ever after.

I wish I could fly.

Romeo Knight · Post by **Romeo Knight** » 19/05/2005 - 13:04

LMan / Remix64 wrote: I wish I could fly.

Granted. And then you'll be hijacked by terrorists and crashed into a building.

I wish I could spend more money on loads of guitars.

Post by **LMan** » 19/05/2005 - 13:30

Granted, and you'll end up with loads of guitars but no money left to buy a single amplifyer.

I wish the remixing scene would gain momentum.

Post by **Slaygon** » 19/05/2005 - 15:13

Granted. The remixing scene gains momentum, but in the process it loses all soul.

I wish I could go home now.

Post by **tas** » 19/05/2005 - 15:18

Granted, but you'll have to work non stop for an entire week without food, sleep or water...

I wish i had invented this game

Romeo Knight · Post by **Romeo Knight** » 19/05/2005 - 15:50

Granted. You'd be one admin geek who knows nothing about real life and has sex with the USB 2.0 bus of his computer.

I wish the entire world would live in peace and harmony.

Post by **LMan** » 19/05/2005 - 16:10

Granted, after WW3 wipes out the whole human race.

I wish our little one would quit puking on my shirt.

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