[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 24/05/2005 - 22:16

Vosla wrote:I wish my jokes would improve over time

Granted, but they still wouldn't be funny until the year 2.000.000 AD.

I wish I could sleep.

Post by **tas** » 24/05/2005 - 23:01

Granted, you will sleep when your dead.

I wish it was Christmas

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 25/05/2005 - 5:40

Granted, but Santa Claus will get stuck in your chimney and the reindeers will fall through your roof.

I wish my ex-girlfriend would go away.

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 25/05/2005 - 7:57

Granted, but she'll go to a cloning facility buying 1000 replicas of herself.

I wish my code would run on PS2

Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 8:02

Granted, but only after you strip the PS2 of its interior and put a PC mainboard + components into it.

I wish I had mastered assembler on the c64.

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 25/05/2005 - 8:22

Wish Granted, but it's also the only thing you can in life, You won't be able to walk, talk, communicate.. You slowly turned into a Veggie...

I wish I had more HDD-Space..

Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 8:26

n3mo wrote:...You slowly turned into a Veggie...

Oh no, not that! Noo! NOO! NOOOOOOOO

n3mo wrote:I wish I had more HDD-Space..

Granted, but you're stuck with Windows 3.11, and it wouldn't be able to handle the extra hd space.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wishes.

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 25/05/2005 - 8:35

Wish Granted.. Terrence Hill will be following you for the rest of your life, making your life more miserable than it already is...

I wish I had the ability to fly..

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 25/05/2005 - 8:52

Granted, but you would get used by local airports who would make you have those phat passengers that take up three seats all on their own.

I wish I could strangle that bloody annoying Crazy Frog to stop him polluting my TV enjoyment...

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 25/05/2005 - 8:56

Wish Granted, He's dead and forgotten on tv.. But now you have him as room mate instead making sounds when you watch tv..!

I wish that every radio-stations in DK would play ANYTHING else than that shity Pop...

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 25/05/2005 - 9:13

Granted, Honorabili is now the biggest star on DK radio stations.

I wish this wish wount get corrupted.

Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 9:19

Granted. It needn't be corrupted, it's useless anyway

I wish I had 200000 Euros.

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 25/05/2005 - 9:21

Granted, youll get it in 1 cent coins, and you need a 200000e truck to get them home.

I wish i could go home from work now.

(nice one btw

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Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 9:30

*LOL* nice one, too!

Granted, you can go home now because you got fired.

I wish LucasArts would make Monkey Island 5 - as funny as Monkey 1-3, in the comic/Point 'n Click style of Monkey 3.

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 25/05/2005 - 9:40

Granted, you will get so addicted your wife will soon find you sleeping at the zoo.

I wish I'd be fired for playing too much silly games on the internet