[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 25/05/2005 - 14:03

Wish Granted, but your boss can't find the games sites on the net, so he'll harrass you day and night to let him play more games on YOUR computer..

I wish I was done with my drivers license..

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 25/05/2005 - 15:22

n3mo wrote:I wish I was done with my drivers license..

Granted! Though your first car will be such a great pain in the ass that you will eat your license in hot anger next day...

I wish everybody (including me) to have a nice weekend.

Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 15:29

Granted!!! But real life has other plans with us I guess...

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat

Lyrics by Skee-Lo

Post by **tas** » 25/05/2005 - 18:26

Granted, but the doors won't work when you have entered the car thus enabling you to die very slowly of starvation.

I wish Tony blair had a mind of his own instead of being up bush's backside.

Post by **LMan** » 25/05/2005 - 18:34

Granted, but it would be full of schemes to take over the world.

I wish I can sell my old telephone installation for a good price at ebay.

Post by **tas** » 25/05/2005 - 18:46

LMan / Remix64 wrote:Granted, but it would be full of schemes to take over the world. .

Funny that coming from a German - runs away

Granted, but accidentally you put your soul for sale and the devil buys it condeming you of a life of misery!

I wish they made more episodes of fawlty towers.

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 25/05/2005 - 21:19

Wish Granted, but John Cleese followed evolution, and now has become a PokÃƒÂ©Mon trainer instead...

I wish I had time to listen to Boz' Bollocks every wednesday..

fnordpojk · Post by **fnordpojk** » 26/05/2005 - 3:09

Granted, but you'd be "listening" to them more closely than you wanted..

I wish I'd get rid of this cold so I could finally get some regular sleep.

Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson · Post by **Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson** » 26/05/2005 - 7:06

Granted. But, then your life would be so boring that you wish for nothing else but sleeping.

I wish autotune was banned and never invented.

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 26/05/2005 - 7:44

Granted, but then Lagerfeldt would find more ways of remixing and include the Crazy Frog ringtone for revenge.

I wish I had put a bet on Liverpool winning the Champions League.

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 26/05/2005 - 8:04

Granted, but then Arsenal (which is more to my liking) would've won.

I wish I hadn't woken up so bloody early this morning!

1337 · Post by **1337** » 26/05/2005 - 8:33

Granted, but then you would have slept in all day and missed all your fave TV shows.

I wish I'd had Pizza for breakfast.

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 26/05/2005 - 10:16

Wish granted... But it's 3 months old!

I wish for happiness in the world!

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 26/05/2005 - 10:27

Granted. All the people in the world are happy, except YOU!

I wish I can have some cider this evening.

Post by **LMan** » 26/05/2005 - 11:12

Granted, but "some" turns into "loads", and you get out of it with a heavy liver damage...

I wish they'd do a season 5 of Enterprise.