[GAME] Outrageous Lies

1337 · Post by **1337** » 05/06/2005 - 7:41

exoskeleton is actually the Grim Reaper out for revenge. He only calls himself exoskeleton because it sounds friendlier. He is usually found in old peoples homes or starring in some horror movie. He also likes to pretend that he is a tarantula from time to time

1337

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 06/06/2005 - 7:43

1337 has three nipples!

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 06/06/2005 - 7:53

Yoshi has a fledgling career appearing in a few low budget X-rated sex films in London's Soho to try to forget his past as a character from the Super Mario franchise.

1337 · Post by **1337** » 06/06/2005 - 8:00

Paul takes ballet class and dresses in a baby blue tutu every saturday morning, but SSSSHHHHH!!! Don't tell his friends down the pub.

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 06/06/2005 - 9:08

..and 1337 is the ballet instructor

Thunderer · Post by **Thunderer** » 06/06/2005 - 9:27

Yoshi so wanted to join ballet classes together with Paul but was rejected by 1337 because "his tail got in the way".

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 06/06/2005 - 12:02

Thunderer was in fact struck by a lightning a few years back and was completely fried... He is still in recovery... communicates only by changing the amount of saliva running from his mouth... more or less...

xo · Post by xo » 06/06/2005 - 12:26

Beyond's Avatar is not just a still image, its a live video feed - that's just how he looks after the accident. You see, he once made a bet with his friends about who could hold cement in the mouth without chickenshitting. He won. Unfortunately he forgot to step out of the cement foundation but he'll be mobile anytime now, the workers are very skilled.

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 06/06/2005 - 12:47

exoskeleton is not very smart, and that he is trying to fix this by turning the brightness button on the monitor proves it.

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 06/06/2005 - 13:09

Yoshi is not a cute little dinosaur from a cute video game... In real life he's an escape convict living in the wilderness in Finland. His only contact to the rest of the world is the Internet... and a "Fish Diecast Modeling Monthly" subscription.

oj oscillation · Post by **oj oscillation** » 06/06/2005 - 16:22

beyond is the person behind the "crazy frog".

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 06/06/2005 - 16:25

Auch !!!

Oj oscillation wears nothing but a silk chemise and a feather boa when at home!

Thunderer · Post by **Thunderer** » 07/06/2005 - 7:57

Beyond has nothing better to do than play the Outrageous Lie Game. (Oh wait I was supposed to tell a lie

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beyond · Post by **beyond** » 07/06/2005 - 11:32

Thunderer has had problems being creative... after the accident, that is.

Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson · Post by **Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson** » 07/06/2005 - 12:59

Beyond just pretends to be a member of Press Play On Tape. If you call any of the other guys in PPOT, they don't even know him.

Soren Trautner Madsen: - Theo what?

Martin: - Yes, we know there is some imposter out there. But, hey, that's the price of being famous.

Uffe: Beyond. Isn't that the Buzz Lightyear Toy Story To the future and beyond.

Now, Theo, please stop telling lies and tell us who you really are.