Granted, but then you'd have allow yourself to be suckered into a black hole. That's where everyones lost property ends up these days. Thing is, the gravity is so strong that you'll never escape.
I wish that my cats didn't pester me while I'm on the computer
Granted but since you rarely use your computer as a physical platform, your cats become the very bane of your existence - annoying you whereever you are, whatever you do, EXCEPT, when you stand or sit or lie on your computer.
Granted, but then nobody else would do the dusting ever again, and you'd get an allergic reaction from the dust and walk around sneezing for half an hour.
I wish there was a robot to do the laundry for me, that way I wouldn't need to get out of my chair every time I have to wash my work uniform.
Granted, your figuring-it-out-skills maximize to the point where nothing escapes your wit, nothing eludes your imagination. Your first insight: knowledge is power, power corrupts - you just corrupted yourself bigtime muhahahaha.
Granted, but the finance for it is set up by Malcolm Glazer who then gets his own presenters in (probably his sons) instead of the regulars and all the shows suffer the humilation of zero listeners before the whole station gets taken off the air....
I wish that my pre-ordered C64DTV would arrive for me before I go on holiday on Friday.