Granted, but then we wouldn't get the tides, and the fish in the middle of the ocean would suffocate and die. This would reduce the number of edible fish globally and the prices would soar. This means that fish would only be on the menu for rich people.
I wish there was twice as many breakfast cereals available.
Granted, but then the car would need artifical intelligent. It would be both WAY out of your price range, and a potential murderous menace that likes to run over old biddies crossing the road. Unfortunately the police would be unable to apprehend the vehicle.
I wish that food would magically appear in the refrigerator so I didn't have to walk to the shop.
Granted. Nutritious delicious injection tubes of "food" "magically" appear in your fridge via a nano fabrication unit hooked up to an internet site with "food" recipies. So this is how food without a taste tastes!
I wish I had a universal undo-button - with history and redo.
The undo-button gets stuck and undoes everything back to the falling-in-love of your parents (Back to the Future esque). So with no exoskeleton left, there's nobody to hit the "redo" button.
I wish world religions would finally start peaceful coexistence.
Why the f*** should somebody wish for monday?
Ah, well...granted... it's monday and you have a hangover from weekend and the next weekend is bloody way away in the future.... Gah!
I wish this whole frickin' world starts making sense...
/me wanders of, mumbling incomprehensible stuff to himself...
