Your Favourite Simpsons Quotes

Max Levin · Post by **Max Levin** » 27/09/2005 - 12:40

Guess who: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

Post by **LMan** » 27/09/2005 - 12:48

Hehehe reminds me:

Homer: "But I don't even believe in Jebus!"

Later in the same episode:
Homer: "SAVE ME, JEBUS!!!"

Maindrian · Post by **Maindrian** » 27/09/2005 - 13:43

Not really on topic, but I always thought Futurama had more memorable lines.

Bender: Hmmm, interesting... No, wait, what was that other word? Tedious!

Another Simpsons one then...

Homer:Doh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

Post by **LMan** » 28/09/2005 - 11:06

Related: The Simpsons House, in real life... (Thx Ronin for the pic)

Thunderer · Post by **Thunderer** » 29/09/2005 - 9:21

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

Slick2097 · Post by **Slick2097** » 29/09/2005 - 9:46

Homer: No, no, no, Lisa. If adults dont like their jobs, they dont go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American Way.

Ste.

Post by **LMan** » 30/09/2005 - 9:35

Homer: "Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Post Office Guy: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know."

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » 03/10/2005 - 16:44

Homer's brain: "That's it, I'm outa here!" *tap tap tap tap tap, slams door*

Post by **LMan** » 03/10/2005 - 18:57

@Ronin

Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Slick2097 · Post by **Slick2097** » 12/10/2005 - 9:02

I have a random simpsons quote generator on my website .. this little gem just popped up

Well, lets just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, Marge, if this doesnt get your motor running, my name isnt Homer J. Simpson.

Post by **LMan** » 12/10/2005 - 11:55

Homer: Bart, with 10000 dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... Love!

Slick2097 · Post by **Slick2097** » 12/10/2005 - 13:58

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Maindrian · Post by **Maindrian** » 12/10/2005 - 19:56

Mindy : Hi Homer.
Homer: AAAAAGH! Er, I mean HELLO!

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 14/10/2005 - 9:38

Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.

True true

merman · Post by **merman** » 14/10/2005 - 11:55

Homer: I never apologise... I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am