'Went to the doctors the other day with a steering wheel down my underpants, doctor said 'is it painful' i said 'no, but its driving me nuts!!!!'
Your favourite joke.
Your favourite joke.
Post your favourite joke here, mines is a peter kay joke:
'Went to the doctors the other day with a steering wheel down my underpants, doctor said 'is it painful' i said 'no, but its driving me nuts!!!!'
'Went to the doctors the other day with a steering wheel down my underpants, doctor said 'is it painful' i said 'no, but its driving me nuts!!!!'
Re: Your favourite joke.
A horse walks into a bar and the bar-keeper says:
"Hey, why the long face"?...
"Hey, why the long face"?...
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Re: Your favourite joke.
A man in a restaurant adresses the waiter:
"Waiter, I would like to have three eggs!"
"Me too!"
"Waiter, I would like to have three eggs!"
"Me too!"
Had a choir in my heart and had to kill it to survive.
Re: Your favourite joke.
A man walks into a doctor's office:
Man: "Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar,"
Doctor: "I don't believe you."
Man: "Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar,"
Doctor: "I don't believe you."
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Re: Your favourite joke.
I came back to my car, and found a sticker on it saying "Parking Fine".
Nice of them to notice!
Nice of them to notice!
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
Re: Your favourite joke.
What is worse? Parkinson or Alzheimer?
Parkinson. Spilling your beer's worse than forgetting to pay for it.
Parkinson. Spilling your beer's worse than forgetting to pay for it.
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