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Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 08/10/2010 - 22:44

A smile crosses your face

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 08/10/2010 - 23:37

You feel a warm sensation in your trousers. Is that Chocolate melting, or a hamster in a microwave?

Dumper · Post by **Dumper** » 08/10/2010 - 23:47

You look inside the microwave, and see a steaming hamster covered in chocolate.

Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 09/10/2010 - 0:59

> i
You are carrying:
Staple gun
Hamster food
Chocolate box (empty)

>look
You are in a square room. You can see:
Microwave oven
Well pissed off hamster
Infinite improbability drive
Duck tape
Exits are north, east and west
What do you want to do ?

>

trace · Post by **trace** » 09/10/2010 - 13:52

> CLS
> RUN
> Syntax error.
> END
> I don't understand you
> REBOOT
> I don't have shoes so I can't ReBoot
> RESTART
> I haven't started yet so I can't ReStart
> QUIT
> NO! YOU Quit!
> WHY?
> Syntax Error.
>

merman · Post by **merman** » 09/10/2010 - 22:23

Steve B wrote:> i
You are carrying:
Staple gun
Hamster food
Chocolate box (empty)

>look
You are in a square room. You can see:
Microwave oven
Well pissed off hamster
Infinite improbability drive
Duck tape
Exits are north, east and west
What do you want to do ?

>

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver...

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 11/10/2010 - 19:45

Actions speaks louder than duck tape... Quack!

Possible exits are: NORTH, UP

>

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 11/10/2010 - 21:24

Possible exits are: NORTH, UP

:GO UP

You go UP. You see a large and pointless forum post all around you.
What do you want me to do....I mean really ????

Dumper · Post by **Dumper** » 11/10/2010 - 23:50

tomsk wrote:
Possible exits are: NORTH, UP
:GO UP

You go UP. You see a large and pointless forum post all around you.
What do you want me to do....I mean really ????

You have one of three choices.

1. Deactivate account.

2. Ignore thread.

3. Slap Beyond.

Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 12/10/2010 - 8:43

3 !
Go with 3 !

merman · Post by **merman** » 12/10/2010 - 10:03

Ooh, that looks like fun

/me slaps beyond

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 12/10/2010 - 12:37

merman wrote:Ooh, that looks like fun

/me slaps beyond

Slap-bet commissioner says "that's valid. I bequeath unto you five more slaps".

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 13/10/2010 - 4:54

You guys are lucky that I'm totally ignoring this!

Steve B · Post by **Steve B** » 13/10/2010 - 9:41

*SLAP*

merman · Post by **merman** » 13/10/2010 - 9:50

beyond wrote:You guys are lucky that I'm totally ignoring this!

Who said that?

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