Ask Sonic!

FFRenzy · Post by **FFRenzy** » 28/02/2006 - 10:04

Sonic,

how the h*ll did this topic come to life ?

Tonka · Post by **Tonka** » 28/02/2006 - 10:57

Sonic.

1) Who would win in a fight - Chris or Makke?
2) Can dogs look up?

Tonka

DHS · Post by **DHS** » 28/02/2006 - 11:57

Sonic,

Why me?

Boz · Post by **Boz** » 28/02/2006 - 12:50

Dear Auntie Sonic,

Why is it that, when I compliment a girl in Sweden by saying "fina pattar", she gives me a slap round the face?

Ginger Wench · Post by **Ginger Wench** » 28/02/2006 - 14:00

Dear Sonic,

Here are my questions,

1. Why is my car pissing oil all over the floor, when I can't find any leak? I know it's toilet trained!

2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!

3. Why did Boz move to Sweden??

Thanks and hope you can help

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 28/02/2006 - 14:21

Dear Mr Bowness,

I regret to inform you that Mr Wanderer is temporarily unavailable, however he has delegated me to handle your enquiry.

Having consulted the entire female population of Sweden, the consensus is that your beard makes you look like a perv. Further, the same population think that anything you say in Swedish sounds like a rude insult to their mother's father's aunty, of whom collectively they're very fond.

I hope this answers your questions. Should Mr Wanderer have a different answer, I'm sure it will be forthcoming in the fullness of time.

Yours, on behalf of the United Women of Sweden,

C.Abbott

pp. Mr S. Wanderer

Boz wrote:Dear Auntie Sonic,

Why is it that, when I compliment a girl in Sweden by saying "fina pattar", she gives me a slap round the face?

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 28/02/2006 - 14:28

To ease the load from Mr Sonic, I have once again stepped into the breach with my inimitable brand of wit and wisdom.

Ginger Wench wrote: 1. Why is my car pissing oil all over the floor, when I can't find any leak?
I know it's toilet trained!

It's not motor oil. You are obviously hiding an oily pizza in your boot. Remove the offending savory and all should be well.

Ginger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!

The favourite ones have more natural scent, and thus taste better to the washing machine about town.

Ginger Wench wrote: 3. Why did Boz move to Sweden??

The official explanation seems to be "Broad Banned Girls". When we find out why they were banned, we'll find out why Boz is so attracted to them he had to emigrate.

Ginger Wench wrote: Thanks and hope you can help

Hope springs eternal.

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 28/02/2006 - 14:30

DHS wrote:Sonic,

Why me?

Why not?

C.Abbott

pp Sonic Wanderer

dan gillgrass · Post by **dan gillgrass** » 28/02/2006 - 15:30

Ginger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!

Sure thats the washing machine? /e glances at Chappers

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 28/02/2006 - 15:45

Thank you, Mr. Abbott (who is hereby dubbed Honourary Nerd and Co-responsible for answering questions due to starting the circus).
Now, I do have a few additions to put in here.

FFRenzy wrote:Sonic,

how the h*ll did this topic come to life ?

Ask Mr. Abbott, or read this topic:
viewtopic.php?t=3424

Ginger Wench wrote:Dear Sonic,

..........

2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!

3. Why did Boz move to Sweden??

Thanks and hope you can help

2. You haven't been feeding the poor thing enough vitamins and mineral additions! Just put in a couple of hard-iron nails and 2 open bottles of beer next time you wash, and it'll keep calm for a while, and off your undies. Alternatively check if Boz is hiding in your laundryroom.

3. It was a lot easier than moving Sweden to Boz.

Tonka wrote:Sonic.

1) Who would win in a fight - Chris or Makke?
2) Can dogs look up?

Tonka

1. None. They'd be too busy imitating samples from IK+ to actually fight.
2. Dogs look a bit down most of the time. But they're smiling on the inside. And if you give them your dinner they really look up to you. =)

Sincerely, Dr. S. Wanderer.

Chappers · Post by **Chappers** » 01/03/2006 - 3:26

dan gillgrass wrote:
Ginger Wench wrote: 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?!
Sure thats the washing machine? /e glances at Chappers

Mmmmm.....underwires........

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 14/04/2006 - 22:43

I'm glad it's not just me who gets that treatment!

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 16/04/2006 - 8:35

Armand wrote:I'm glad it's not just me who gets that treatment!

Well, you fell to our little carefully laid out trap! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THE TREATMENT! Guys, the straight jacket and the Tabasco, please!

BTW.: Welcome to the boards! You may find it comfortable in here... uhm...

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 17/04/2006 - 21:38

@ Vosla - mmmmmmmmmmn, Tabasco!!

Thanks for the welcome - i'm gonna enjoy it here.

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 18/04/2006 - 17:06

Armand wrote:@ Vosla - mmmmmmmmmmn, Tabasco!!

Thanks for the welcome - i'm gonna enjoy it here.

I don't think that you'll like where I was going to apply the Tabasco... but *shhhh!* there may be minors among the readers...