Bad Joke of the Day

[Thunderer]

What's small and green and has got wheels?

Grass.
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The wheels are there to confuse you.

[Steve B]

Maths jokes are the first sine of madness

[Vosla]

...And then there was the sad neutron... never in charge...

[beyond]

Why was the walkman about to die?

- The batteries were charging!

[Steve B]

WikiLeeks
i dont know what the fuss is about

[Steve B]

a neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink ?"
barman says "for you, no charge"

[Blue Protoman]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar as they cross the road with their chickens, and go "knock knock".

Or something.

[Steve B]

Someone has just told me that Sony actually turned the PSN off at the request of Obma. It was the only way to get the US Army off their arses to catch Bin Laden!