Commodore Remix

Beavis and Butthead do america ?

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! WorldCom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Benson Hurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defence, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuelled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!

It's easy

@Gibs: Funny quote, but Jinx's turn is not over yet. You need to guess one right to post your own quote.

@all: What do you think, is it okay to include famous quotes from TV series as well?

LMan / Remix64 wrote:@all: What do you think, is it okay to include famous quotes from TV series as well?

Fine by me ! A bit harder though, IMHO.

I can't validate LMan's gues.. sorry mate.. but I'll take your word for it..
You Beavis and Butthead fan, you..

Nicknstien did guess it while I was on a break..

It was too easy (again) I guess..

And I do think TV series should be allowed too.. (just not weird Swedish local shows)..

so is it LMans go or mine ?

Go ahead then Nickenstien, can't think of a quote right now anyway.

Well.. If LMan is 100% sure about it.. I think it's his turn..

Don't have the p2p to check if he is right (at work)..

But something tells me he knows his B&B episodes..


This is getting to be an edit fest.. Ok.. Nicknstien.. give it your best shot

wow, i took a bite from my sandwhich and the answer was there when i looked back!


errr anyway, howabout this: -

"How about cluedo ? you can be kernal mustard."

LMan / Remix64 wrote:@Gibs: Funny quote, but Jinx's turn is not over yet. You need to guess one right to post your own quote.

@all: What do you think, is it okay to include famous quotes from TV series as well?

sorry I have read the rules on the 1st page of the post...no time to read the 30 pages

Anyway.. Gibs's was: Spike Lee's 25th Hour
That's a memorable speech..

I don't know Nickenstien's one though.. Can't be Clue or Cluedo or something.. cause it is in there...

@the_JinX Noipe, its not from those,

i'l give you a hint, as we are now allowed T.V shows (I think), its from one of those, Not a movie

the_JinX wrote:Anyway.. Gibs's was: Spike Lee's 25th Hour
That's a memorable speech..

ok, probably need another clue here then


it's a british TV sitcom (im pretty sure its been shown all over Europe and the U.S though)

the quote again is - "How about cluedo ? you can be kernal mustard."

Red Dwarf....