Commodore Remix

Tas wrote:I wish summer would last all year this year

Granted! But it will rain dogs and cats all the time.

I wish George W. Bush would be killed by a rabid christian fanatic.

Yes, but then VP Cheney would take over and invade a new country every week...

I wish I could afford to buy all the new next-gen consoles...

merman wrote:I wish I could afford to buy all the new next-gen consoles...

Granted! But you will have to play nothing else but bad Tekken-Clones...

I wish, VP Cheeney would encounter Captain Pink and his "Anal Intruder".

Granted, but Captain Pink will be arrested for possession of weapons of ass destruction.

I wish I had a self-cleaning apartment!

Granted, but the apartment would clean you out of it too!

I wish I could fly.

Granted. Your legs become wings, you will fly upsidedown and never walk again.

I wish I had a garden.

Granted, but you would have to mow the lawn for the rest of your life.

I wish I was reincarnated as Abi Titmuss' bra.

Yes, but you will suffer untold damage from being thrown on the floor, put into a washing machine and being ironed...

I wish I had more time to do some remixes...

Wish Granted. You will get all the time you want, but you'll be stuck in your room, never seeing outside lights again, and all people that you know will forget about you..

I wish I had a car..

Granted, but all your friends would want you to drive them everywhere, all the time, and they wouldnt give you any gas money.

I wish I was brave.

Granted, but you would then take on a quest that eventually would leave you eaten by a dragon.

I wish I was better looking than Brad Pitt.

Granted, but you will be so good looking that you will be attractive to both sexes.

I wish I could play the guitar better than Joe Satriani.

Thunderer wrote:I wish I could play the guitar better than Joe Satriani.

Granted! But you will be bald forever and can't live without sunglasses...


I wish I could control time (pause, back & forward).

Granted, but your time would be filled with Dr. Phil shows and re-runs of Friends. But you would be able to pause, go back and forth all you want!

I wish I was an excellent cook!

Makke wrote:I wish I was an excellent cook!

Granted! Well, but who cares if you are cook on a russian fish trawler...

I wish my jokes would improve over time