Commodore Remix

Wish Granted, but your boss can't find the games sites on the net, so he'll harrass you day and night to let him play more games on YOUR computer..

I wish I was done with my drivers license..

n3mo wrote:I wish I was done with my drivers license..

Granted! Though your first car will be such a great pain in the ass that you will eat your license in hot anger next day...

I wish everybody (including me) to have a nice weekend.

Granted!!! But real life has other plans with us I guess...

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat


Lyrics by Skee-Lo

Granted, but the doors won't work when you have entered the car thus enabling you to die very slowly of starvation.

I wish Tony blair had a mind of his own instead of being up bush's backside.

Granted, but it would be full of schemes to take over the world.

I wish I can sell my old telephone installation for a good price at ebay.

LMan / Remix64 wrote:Granted, but it would be full of schemes to take over the world. .

Funny that coming from a German - runs away


Granted, but accidentally you put your soul for sale and the devil buys it condeming you of a life of misery!

I wish they made more episodes of fawlty towers.

Wish Granted, but John Cleese followed evolution, and now has become a PokéMon trainer instead...

I wish I had time to listen to Boz' Bollocks every wednesday..

Granted, but you'd be "listening" to them more closely than you wanted..

I wish I'd get rid of this cold so I could finally get some regular sleep.

Granted. But, then your life would be so boring that you wish for nothing else but sleeping.

I wish autotune was banned and never invented.

Granted, but then Lagerfeldt would find more ways of remixing and include the Crazy Frog ringtone for revenge.

I wish I had put a bet on Liverpool winning the Champions League.

Granted, but then Arsenal (which is more to my liking) would've won.

I wish I hadn't woken up so bloody early this morning!

Granted, but then you would have slept in all day and missed all your fave TV shows.

I wish I'd had Pizza for breakfast.

Wish granted... But it's 3 months old!

I wish for happiness in the world!

Granted. All the people in the world are happy, except YOU!

I wish I can have some cider this evening.

Granted, but "some" turns into "loads", and you get out of it with a heavy liver damage...

I wish they'd do a season 5 of Enterprise.