Commodore Remix

Revealing: Rampage-Remix-Robot!

Though its speakers were

rough ripped rhythm-ribbons

, the bass was earth-shaking.

Rolling rocking rocks ricocheted

through the trembling tennis-court.

"My music moves mass!"

"Honorabili? No,this can

only kill RKO, with

nobody to stop him!"

WHOOOSH!! Wizard of Wor

was a nice game (so much for coherent writing)

, now materialized for real.

(Meanwhile in an alternate universe: Vred and his evil twin Vredux are continuing the story:

„Although this will never be a Double Score Dungeon“, the Wizard began. „I will summon my WORLUK!“
„Really?“, asked Kickassio. „I Think, I saw enough. Nobody is taking this seriously! I´m leaving!“
„Coward!“, the Wizard shouted. But Kickassio teleported away and started to breed rodents in a galaxy somewhere far, far away.
„I think, I won!“, the Wizard proclaimed. „Let´s celebrate by listening to this new Remix. I´m curious, the track is named: Kettle - the free-fusion-death-metal-polka-Remix by Vredux!“ The Wizard pressed play on tape and because of the hidden anti-matter-soundwaves in the recording, the alternate universe collapsed and transmitted some disturbance into a different universe, which will make someone trip over a strange yet somehow exciting something on a wet rainy day in autumn. )

The universe recovered