a completely imprompt rant about sweet f'all
Posted: 28/07/2004 - 4:19
Ok... so im bored and im sitting just reading things and i think to myself.. what can i do? im so freaking bored.... i could go badger baiting but thats illegal and anyway have u seen the size of badgers around here?
even arnie in full commando guise would shy away from the steroid ridden junkies that are essex badgers... they even drive around in ford seirra cosworths and pull chicks.. fact.
so thats out of the question so i thought yay! ill do what i do on the irc channel BUT instead of subjecting just poor neil to my total insanity i'll subject you ALL!!!!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<CHOKE>.. akkk furball.
hmmm so .. sitting here thinking (yeah its amazing i "think") i cant actually think of a viable subject to talk about, i suppose i could mention the barmaid in my local pub for breast related reasons.. and thong type eye scares.. but then those lonely few would just get all irate and it'd be my own fault and if my gf reads this me and the barmaid will be locked eternally forever in a headlock of doom.. and we cant be having that.
BIT!... LETS TALK ABOUT BIT!.
yesssssssss not that long to go now people and boy am i excited.. i seriously cannot wait too meet so many of you again and say things like "who the hell was that?" "oh really?" "DAN!! get off get off im not a sexual mammal!" ahem.. maybe not the last one.. or maybe so?.
<Shakes head> anyway.... bit, so much stuff to look forward too and a few things missing it seems, no rob for starters, life doing that jumping seal impression again and unfortunatly bitch slapping so many of our hopes into a cocked hat.. and then sitting on it.. and bouncing up and down whilst laughing at us... i hate seals.
but on the plus side theres still plenty of meaty goodness for us all to get our gnashers around! PPOT! live... aint they just a lovely bunch... mr larsec live and direct.. the dulcet tones of mr octave.. and DRINKING lots and lots of bloody minded and totally irresponsible drinking! woohooo!
and one of us lucky few is even getting their drinks free!!!!! so well done that man rob! (zzzapback for the uninitiated).. and haha@neil for making such a stupid bet.
suffice to say im seriously looking forward to going to bit.. shame a few people id have liked to have met wont be there (subzero) but ya cant have it your own way, i should count my chickens its in my own backyard really
.. and i do hope to meet some people i aint met before.
who's actually gonna be there? maybe u could speak up in this thread let us inquisitive types know whats happening.. who to expect etc?.. that'd be kinda cool to know.
well i cant be arsed to type anymore its now 5:18am my batteries have FINALLY emptied time to plug myself into the wall and pray to ganeisha for fluffy socks and a set of barbeque tongs signed by george foreman.
nite all.
even arnie in full commando guise would shy away from the steroid ridden junkies that are essex badgers... they even drive around in ford seirra cosworths and pull chicks.. fact.
so thats out of the question so i thought yay! ill do what i do on the irc channel BUT instead of subjecting just poor neil to my total insanity i'll subject you ALL!!!!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<CHOKE>.. akkk furball.
hmmm so .. sitting here thinking (yeah its amazing i "think") i cant actually think of a viable subject to talk about, i suppose i could mention the barmaid in my local pub for breast related reasons.. and thong type eye scares.. but then those lonely few would just get all irate and it'd be my own fault and if my gf reads this me and the barmaid will be locked eternally forever in a headlock of doom.. and we cant be having that.
BIT!... LETS TALK ABOUT BIT!.
yesssssssss not that long to go now people and boy am i excited.. i seriously cannot wait too meet so many of you again and say things like "who the hell was that?" "oh really?" "DAN!! get off get off im not a sexual mammal!" ahem.. maybe not the last one.. or maybe so?.
<Shakes head> anyway.... bit, so much stuff to look forward too and a few things missing it seems, no rob for starters, life doing that jumping seal impression again and unfortunatly bitch slapping so many of our hopes into a cocked hat.. and then sitting on it.. and bouncing up and down whilst laughing at us... i hate seals.
but on the plus side theres still plenty of meaty goodness for us all to get our gnashers around! PPOT! live... aint they just a lovely bunch... mr larsec live and direct.. the dulcet tones of mr octave.. and DRINKING lots and lots of bloody minded and totally irresponsible drinking! woohooo!
and one of us lucky few is even getting their drinks free!!!!! so well done that man rob! (zzzapback for the uninitiated).. and haha@neil for making such a stupid bet.
suffice to say im seriously looking forward to going to bit.. shame a few people id have liked to have met wont be there (subzero) but ya cant have it your own way, i should count my chickens its in my own backyard really
.. and i do hope to meet some people i aint met before.who's actually gonna be there? maybe u could speak up in this thread let us inquisitive types know whats happening.. who to expect etc?.. that'd be kinda cool to know.
well i cant be arsed to type anymore its now 5:18am my batteries have FINALLY emptied time to plug myself into the wall and pray to ganeisha for fluffy socks and a set of barbeque tongs signed by george foreman.
nite all.
