Commodore Remix

Dude1: "Did You see the new Commodore Mobile and the Atari one? They are sooo fanastic!!! Sooo retro!!!"
Dude2: "Why that?"
Dude1: "They are incompatible!"

What`s brown and sticky?

A stick...

What Goes in Hard and Dry, and comes out Soft and wet???














BubbleGum!!!

What is the analogy between food and politics?

It's all sh*t at the end!