Commodore Remix

cot.. or completely off topic.. where i talk an absolute round of shit for no apparent reason whatsoever.. other than to express my disdain for all badger life or something...(them stripy bastich's really do need to be wiped from this planet).

so yeah... no.. YEAH!.. here we are... christmas is around the corner.. some of us are gonna get gifts.. others will be buying for wee lil sprogs god bless em.. though dont all you parents wish there was a low cost version of parenthood?.. kinda like easyjet.. or ryanair... kwik save.. hmm that might be going a bit too far im already having visions of the kwik save child.. and it aint got any arms... ahem.

anyway!.. christmas.. what we all getting?.. im hoping that ill be getting some games for my gamecube.. the poor thing hasnt really seen much action since it got bought last xmas but it does look ever so cute in the corner there.. nicely kept.. a disconcerning black and grey colour.. like a badger only more usefull and less likely to bite me.. unless i have an accident with the lid.. course failing that i wouldnt mind a new pair of socks (yes i know the value is contrasting.. but im thinking of "quality and use" over "pleasure and vision" though you can have ALOT of fun with a sock eh guys ^^.

all this rambling and i cant remember the impor... oh no yes i can
this - http://www.beezerk.de/PHP/music/music.php.

just wanted to give someone ive never met in my entire life some love cos his music makes me grow in funny places like only claudia shiff .. er.. that'll do .. could... this guy is god like for funky unz pleasure and he's definitely no ponz! "(C) z show's the burning death via words dictionary 2004 edition".

so yeah have a listen and get down and funky.. hell wear a wig if you want.. and some flairs, maybe even the wifes underwear if you really wanna get funky.. or wear the wife.. just dont tell us about it we'll shop you in and take the cash to the pub... alls fair in love and beer.

ok ive minced enough.. pie i got out of here and stopped unloading my sack's.. im off to santa maria to get therapy for my xmas pun affliction..
im going crackers... gotta go cold turkey.. i feel anothers presence.. argh!!! help!!! <Snip>

........

dunno what you had for dinner but i want it, too!

Do yourself a gift, trash the GC and get a console with a decent game collection...

Oh, how I have missed your weirdness the last few months...

where had you been? didnt even send me a bloody postcard!.

what i had for dinner today was fish.. so i advise you all stay off the fish forever.. theres something more than just bones and erm fish in fish.

also my gamecube is lovely.. all the 7 games ive got are recognisable classics but still i yearn for more ya know?.. cant be arsed to buy an xbox despite the cheap price and i wont go near the ps2 out of principle (long long long story).. 4 player mario kart still rules in this house though.. always a great way of seeing who's making the next cup of tea heh.

has anyone had a wee listen to beezerk btw?.. and if so aint he bloody marvelous!.. he's clearly german you can see that by the site but i know he speaks english cos on regular occasion we've both been seen flaming the crap out of some idiot over at db (where we post our weird music now n then).. who keeps releasing things like ppk's ressurection at double speed adding a breakbeat and saying he wrote it all himself.. the ponz.

great bloke.. great music.. crap website.. but you cant win em all lol.