Your Favourite Simpsons Quotes

Post by **LMan** » 23/09/2005 - 8:13

Homer: "Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can... nay I must...eat...everything!"

Slick2097 · Post by **Slick2097** » 23/09/2005 - 8:16

So many to choose from....

Ralf: Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your storiesÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Barts a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to thatÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ buildingÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ thingieÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ where our beds and TVÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ is.

Homer: When will I learn? The answer to lifeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s problems arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t at the bottom of a bottle, theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV!

far too many to mentions

Ste.

Jan Lund Thomsen · Post by **Jan Lund Thomsen** » 23/09/2005 - 9:56

Homer: It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie, and one to listen.

merman · Post by **merman** » 23/09/2005 - 10:14

Homer: I hope I didn't brain my damage

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 23/09/2005 - 12:20

Homer: Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 23/09/2005 - 12:23

Homer "hmmmm Any key....... WHERES THE ANY KEY !!"

trace · Post by **trace** » 23/09/2005 - 12:26

DOH!

merman · Post by **merman** » 23/09/2005 - 14:51

Teacher to Mrs Krabople: Skinner says the teachers will crack, purple monkey dishwasher

Bart to Homer: There's your answer, fish-bulb

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 23/09/2005 - 19:14

After Bart and Lisa fail auditions to become Monty Burns' heir , Marge quietly suggests to Homer he have a quiet word to boost the kids self esteem

Homer "Kids...you tried you best, but you failed miserably....the lesson is...Never try"

Ha - Priceless

Maindrian · Post by **Maindrian** » 24/09/2005 - 16:12

Ralf: My cats breath smells of cat food!

Burns: This ballet has way too much prancing.
Smithers: Not nearly enough mincing sir...

Post by **LMan** » 24/09/2005 - 16:58

Ralph Wiggum: "Daddy I'm scared, too scared to even wet my pants!"
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

Subzero · Post by **Subzero** » 24/09/2005 - 21:45

Homer: 'Everytime I learn something new, it pushes old stuff out of my brain'
Homer:' Mmmmmmmmm free goo!'
Homer:'OR WHAT? YOU'LL RELEASE THE DOGS, OR THE BEES? OR THE DOGS WITH BEES IN THIER MOUTHS SO WHEN THEY BARK THEY SHOOT BEES AT YOU??'
Homer:'get lost flanders'
Chief wiggum:'You got the wrong number, this is 91.....2'

Slick2097 · Post by **Slick2097** » 26/09/2005 - 10:25

Homer: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry, Marge. AmericaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t live in Paraguay!

Tonka · Post by **Tonka** » 26/09/2005 - 11:57

Homer is told that he hasn't got long to live:

Homer: So according to this I'll live to be ... Forty-Two? Oh, that's horrible! I won't even live to see my children die!

Tonka

Post by **LMan** » 27/09/2005 - 12:03

Ralph Wiggum: "Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck..."

Bart: "Say GOOSE, god dammit!"

Ralph: "Booohoohooo...."