Pex `Mahoney` Tufvesson wrote:Some people would never pay for a Visa Röster CD
I think there some natural kinds of people in the world (stereotypes, natch):
Person type 1 (Sane, Rational, Handsome
)
Person: I love you! I want your babies!
Hero: Well, I've just done this music. How about you buy it?
Person: Oooooh, I'll get my wallet.
Person type 2:
Person: I love you! I want your babies!
Hero: Well, I've just done this music. How about you buy it?
Person: Wooah, there tiger. You've already got my love! Why would you want anything else? Now, give me it for free, since you owe me for my worship.
Person type 3:
Person: I love your music! I want its babies!
Hero: Well, I've just done this music. How about you buy it?
Person: I don't give a shit about you. Just give me your music NOW! And be grateful you've got an audience you greedy moneygrabbing has-been bastard!
Person type 4 ("Ipod guy")
Person: I love you! I want your babies!
Hero: Well, I've just done this music. How about you buy it?
Person: I'll just download it on the Internet. I can get blank CDs much cheaper. No offence, but I haven't bought a CD since they were invented and I'm not starting now.
Hero:
Person type 5:
Person: I love you! I want your babies!
Hero: Well, I've just done this music. How about you buy it?
Person: Give me a copy and I'll play it on my podcast, you sexy beast*
Person type 6 ("unimpressed", inspired by "Flip" from the CRC):
Person: Oh, so you're hero. Why are you here? Why aren't you playing your old stuff? What the fuck was the violin and piano about?
Hero: Fuck off!
Person type 7:
Person: Hanna, I love you! I want your babies!
Heroine: Mark, get the bow out of there...
Person type 8:
Person: Hey, hero, fancy ten vodkas?
Hero: Don't mind if I do
Aside:
There was an actual quote on the main Sony DRM thread at sysinternals.com, where someone actually asked how come they were selling Audio CDs at that price when blank DVDs were cheaper...
* May not be what kwed would actually say! Your results may differ