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Gee, ya think?
Posted: 29/11/2005 - 22:30
by Chris Abbott
Epson Printing tips, from "The Department of the Bleedin' Obvious"
"Assure high quality printouts on special media by loading the printable side up"
"Try cleaning the print heads to eliminate horizontal banding and other printing problems."
"Improve the quality of your printouts by making the right paper type setting."
Jeez. Ya think, Epson?
Posted: 30/11/2005 - 12:38
by Makke
On the same level as the classic instructions from an American peanut package:
1. Open package
2. Eat nuts
Posted: 30/11/2005 - 13:13
by Steve B
Makke wrote:On the same level as the classic instructions from an American peanut package:
1. Open package
2. Eat nuts
and on the same packet:
WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
Posted: 30/11/2005 - 14:09
by Bog
I did an animation last January.
Human head, NPR, that transitioned to glass with proper dentition and tongue. The job was to show people the right way to chew nicotine gum.
Let me re-iterate: A couple of grand's worth of 3D animation... to teach people to chew gum.
Dear sweet baby Jeebus, Wonko the Sane was right.
Posted: 30/11/2005 - 15:09
by Steve B
the papers a few weeks ago reported on a local government funded survey (costing tens of thousands of pounds) to find out why people go to coffee bars.
the result of the survey ?
to drink coffee and chat.
Posted: 04/12/2005 - 21:51
by Vosla
Reminds me of the cause for Coca-Cola printing a warning on their bottles to just use them with drinkable stuff... because some idiot filled old battery acid in a bottle and his braindead kid downed THE WHOLE BOTTLE. Instead of kicking his bloody ass in front of court, the judge sentenced Coca-Cola to pay a fortune for omitting to print the above mentioned statement on their bottles...
seems darwin wasn't right after all.
Posted: 04/12/2005 - 22:35
by Steve B
http://www.darwinawards.com/
We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it in really stupid ways.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.
plus:
The Stella Awards
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/stella.htm
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.
one report is that she was awarded $2.5 million
