Had a bit of fun with an e-mail scam today!

Post by **tas** » 11/06/2006 - 20:32

It started as....

Hello my dear friend
I was looking through the web few weeks ago and found
your pbrofile. Now I decided to email you to get to knowb
you better. I am caoming to your country in few weeks
and thought may be we can meet each other. I am pretty
looking girl. I am 25. Do not reply to this address
directly. Email me back at ************.com

My reply...

Hi,

It's lovelly that you have contacted me, i am very excited that you have written to me and it would be great if we could meet while in my fair country.'s

You've probably found my profile through the web at the CI5 website. It's quite well known in Outer Mongolia.

So when do you plan to visit me in my most lovelly country?

Regards,

Adolf

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Reply,

Hi Adolf,

You are so great to answer my e-mail. I wish very much we can meet. I am so excited to visit Outer Mongolia in just 2 weeks. Where do you live exactly in this fine country?

Respect,

Ursula

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Dear Ursula,

I live in that great city "Timbucktoo" surely you've heard of it? It's where my work place the "CI5" have their secret operations base where they clean up the city free from rubbish."

You sound so nice... I can't wait to meet you.

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Reply...

Thank you so much for your lovelly coments. Yes, i am coming to your city in some week. You collect rubbish from the street? it sounds like a lovelly job. I do have a little bit of a problem. I reciently couldn't get the money to visit your lovelly country and need a few hundred dollar to make it over to visit you. I know it's rude to ask but could you send me some money to help?

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Yes, i collect rubbish from the street. I do work in the CI5. You must have heard of the famous "CI5 rubbish disposal unit"?

Anyway, regarding the money it's no problem my company will pay for you to come across and you can spend your time here in her majesty's service. They would be pleased to ensure your time here will be remembered.

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Hi Adolf,

I'm sorry i do not know of ci5 but i am pleased they will help us. Can i give you some details for sending the money so we can meet and be very happy?

I so excited.

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Yes, please phone me at this number.....

(Gives phone number of the British Embassy).

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It goes silent after that!

teeheee!

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 11/06/2006 - 20:43

Maaan, is that an automatic response system? I hope, else your "Ursula" is one braincell short of toast...

Post by **tas** » 11/06/2006 - 20:49

LOL Vosla,

I'm gonna have to do this again, it was so funny. maybe next time i will be a little bit less obvious.. but then the people who send this stuff arn't a full shilling anyway. (whoo! now there's an english phrase that you might struggle with).

xo · Post by xo » 11/06/2006 - 20:59

Nice one.

Post by **C64GLeN** » 11/06/2006 - 21:46

Good one Tas,

I love this sort of thing, I have quite a bit of fun with these type of people.

[20:03] beautylove2g5: hi glen
[20:03] beautylove2g5: how are you doing over there
[20:03] c64glen: I am good
[20:03] beautylove2g5: is been quite long since i chart with you glen
[20:03] c64glen: but I have some bad news
[20:04] beautylove2g5: what is the bad news glen
[20:04] beautylove2g5: can you please share it with me
[20:04] c64glen: Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia.
[20:05] beautylove2g5: i dont understand what you mean glen
[20:05] c64glen: They killed Kenny
[20:05] beautylove2g5: who is kenny glen
[20:05] c64glen: He had sins that he didn't confess!
[20:05] c64glen: He is my poor friend
[20:05] beautylove2g5: like what glen
[20:05] beautylove2g5: am really really very sorry to hear this glen
[20:06] beautylove2g5: who killed him glen
[20:08] c64glen: North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA)
[20:08] beautylove2g5: am sorry
[20:08] beautylove2g5: please can you accept my sympathy glen
[20:09] c64glen: In the end, all of the NAMBLA people were arrested, and despite their leader's impassioned speech about rights to all people, they were all taken away
[20:10] c64glen: Kenny was run over by the ambulance taking his father to the hospital
[20:10] beautylove2g5: his is living with you in london glen
[20:11] beautylove2g5: or he is in the state glen
[20:11] c64glen: He leave down the street from me.
[20:11] beautylove2g5: does he own his house
[20:12] c64glen: He lived with his parents. He was poor
[20:12] beautylove2g5: ok glen, am sorry
[20:12] beautylove2g5: i wish am with you to know more about him glen
[20:13] c64glen: His parents were trying for another baby. Kenny didn't like the idea, so threw a ball at his dad's testes while playing catch.
[20:13] beautylove2g5: ohh that is bad glen
[20:13] c64glen: He sliped abortion pills in his mom's vodka, but his dad accidentally drank it instead and got heavy diarrhea.
[20:14] beautylove2g5: didnt he want to have another brother
[20:14] c64glen: That is why his dad was in the ambulance
[20:14] beautylove2g5: ok glen, [20:14] beautylove2g5: am sorry
[20:14] beautylove2g5: why did he have to do that glen, he want to abort his mothers pregnant glen
[20:16] c64glen: After seeing a commercial for an amusement park ride, informing that pregnant women should not ride, he went with his parents where Kenny's dad nose is broken.
[20:16] c64glen: Finally, tired of his failed attempts, Kenny chased his mom through the town with a plunger.
[20:16] c64glen: I think he was very sick. It is very sad
[20:17] beautylove2g5: yes i really think so too glen
[20:17] beautylove2g5: he shouldnt have to do that at all glen
[20:17] beautylove2g5: he dont want the good thing for his parent glen
[20:18] c64glen: I think he want to use her unborn child for stem cell research.
[20:18] beautylove2g5: his he a scientist man
[20:20] c64glen: He was diagnosed with muscular dystrophy,
[20:20] beautylove2g5: ok glen
[20:21] c64glen: He learned that they might be used to help him and gave a speech to the House of Representatives on behalf of stem cell research. He succeeded in getting the ban lifted by singing Heat of the Moment by Asia and he visited abortion clinics around the area to collect more aborted fetuses.
[20:21] beautylove2g5: ohh ic glen
[20:23] c64glen: He slowly began to sing "Heat of the Moment" by Asia in a slow, sorrowful tone while choking back tears. Soon after he finished the second line in the song, Congress begins to join in one by one until everyone is singing the song up until the end of the first chorus.
[20:26] beautylove2g5: am sorry glen
[20:27] c64glen: I cannot speak anymore, I must go. I am too sad

and

[00:19] butterbaby_p900: how many kids do you want me to give you ???
[00:19] c64glen: 15
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: hahaha
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: too much
[00:19] c64glen: why?
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: baby be serious
[00:20] c64glen: when you come to England, I keep you in the bedroom
[00:20] butterbaby_p900: k
[00:20] butterbaby_p900: how many bedroom do you have ?
[00:20] c64glen: 1
[00:20] c64glen: but it is also my bathroom
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: ok
[00:21] c64glen: and toilet
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: ok fine
[00:21] c64glen: when I say toilet, I mean bucket
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: what kind of car you drive ?
[00:21] c64glen: Blue Capri
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: k
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: i drive 4x4 jeep
[00:22] c64glen: cool.
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: i will bring it along when i come over
[00:22] c64glen: how you do that?
[00:23] butterbaby_p900: we gonna use to go to many places that will never been b/4
[00:23] butterbaby_p900: when i come where will you take me to ???
[00:23] c64glen: I would like to take you to...
[00:23] c64glen: Whitley Bay!
[00:24] c64glen: and Shotton
[00:24] butterbaby_p900: what are they doing there ?
[00:25] c64glen: It's a party capital, lots of swingers their
[00:26] butterbaby_p900: cool
[00:26] butterbaby_p900: what about beach ?
[00:26] c64glen: Whitley Bay has big clean beach, except for the johnies
[00:27] butterbaby_p900: ok cool love that my sweetheart
[00:27] butterbaby_p900: @};-
[00:28] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over when do you want us to wed so that we can be living together as husband and wife ???
[00:28] c64glen: yes, I would like a new wife!
[00:29] butterbaby_p900: ok baby
[00:29] c64glen: The last two where rubbish
[00:30] butterbaby_p900: when i come over will you go and see your parents in ireland ???
[00:30] c64glen: If you would like to
[00:31] butterbaby_p900: i will like to
[00:31] butterbaby_p900: i need to know you mum and dad and younger ones
[00:32] c64glen: ok, altought we stay away from my brothers
[00:32] butterbaby_p900: why ??
[00:32] c64glen: because they keep raping my wifes
[00:33] c64glen: I tell them not too, but the love the rape
[00:33] butterbaby_p900: oh that is bullshit baby
[00:33] c64glen: yes, I tell them this
[00:33] butterbaby_p900: so they will rape me too when i go to them ?
[00:34] c64glen: they do also like the bull, the police have told them to stop
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: ok
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: we wont go to them ok
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: we will be living all alone okay
[00:34] c64glen: ok.
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: you and i ok
[00:35] c64glen: yes
[00:35] c64glen: we can make my movies
[00:35] butterbaby_p900: ok love
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over what will you prepare for me to eat
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: ?
[00:36] c64glen: Me perpare food?
[00:36] c64glen: No I don't do that, no since wife #1
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: yes if come i will be preparing the food for you
[00:37] c64glen: good, good. I don't want to have to pay for another funeral
[00:37] butterbaby_p900: but for the first time i will come to your house you will prepare something for me
[00:38] c64glen: I will get you good english food, a Parmo
[00:38] butterbaby_p900: cool baby
[00:39] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over you will help me to open the website
[00:39] c64glen: yes, do you have a name for this website?
[00:39] butterbaby_p900: and i will start that business i told you about
[00:40] butterbaby_p900: we gonna be rich okay
[00:40] c64glen: I was thinking of JizzCars?
[00:40] c64glen: or SpunkMobiles?
[00:40] c64glen: Perhaps Wankexpress?
[00:41] butterbaby_p900: you mean i should mean use any of this name to open my business ?
[00:41] c64glen: yes, you need a name
[00:41] butterbaby_p900: yes
[00:42] butterbaby_p900: i will get a name when i come over to you ok
[00:42] c64glen: yes, I would like to help with the business
[00:42] butterbaby_p900: yes
[00:42] c64glen: This one will not have to be set on fire
[00:43] butterbaby_p900: i know baby
[00:43] butterbaby_p900: you will be my husband and the same time you will be my business partner okay
[00:43] c64glen: Yes, but not your uncle like wife #3
[00:44] butterbaby_p900: what ??

There's more available at http://www.obscureinternet.com I've posted them as updates.

merman · Post by **merman** » 11/06/2006 - 22:06

http://www.419eater.com/ is a site run by a former Compunet member, dedicated to dealing with spam/419 scams and getting them to look ridiculous...

Post by **C64GLeN** » 11/06/2006 - 22:24

merman wrote:http://www.419eater.com/ is a site run by a former Compunet member, dedicated to dealing with spam/419 scams and getting them to look ridiculous...

Yes this is where I got my inspiration from, in second chat log the lady called butterbaby_p900 is really the follow gent

Post by **tas** » 12/06/2006 - 7:03

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

Scroll down the page and see what that wooden carving is...

No other than a c64!

How cool is that?

xo · Post by xo » 12/06/2006 - 12:29

OMG stop, I'm cramping up.

dan gillgrass · Post by **dan gillgrass** » 12/06/2006 - 13:49

LMFAO! genious!

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 12/06/2006 - 14:23

C64GLeN wrote:Yes this is where I got my inspiration from, in second chat log the lady called butterbaby_p900 is really the follow gent...

Hmm... this marque on his breast... he is branded as a spammer? :LOL:
Maybe fatally misplaced lipstick...

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 12/06/2006 - 16:30

Ukamba matusu ... ambassa !!

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 13/06/2006 - 16:44

Iba haey!

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 15/06/2006 - 23:44

It just goes to show that people will go to any lengths to scam you! Great story.

Loved the Timbuctu bit, arf!

dan gillgrass · Post by **dan gillgrass** » 16/06/2006 - 8:12

This thread reminded me of Blood Ninja....

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm