Commodore Remix

Qusy? Noone wants to go to BITLive Germany even if I pay them the whole trip! Crazy! Totally crazy...

So I bet you've all have downloaded my BITLive Germany promotion? Oh sorry, I mean: I bet SOME of you have downloaded my BITLive Germany promotion? It sucks unbelievably much(do I say so about every remix I make or what?!) but I hope some hear it and think: ooooh, I wanna go to Hamburg, party, jaaah! (you can wish, cant you?)

Anyways, I aint one hundred % that I'll come to the party afterall. The bus Im taking to Hamburg seems to go to nowhere, not near Shooters anyway. I dont know a single german word (not even those two famous ones!) so I dont--- wait! I think I got it! Oh no... Oh yes, now... no, by the way... Dang... I'm chatting with Doctor Future while writing this... sadly, for me, it's looking pretty dark. I think there wont be any party all night long for my part :/ I will definetly get lost in a city I never have been to before... wait... ok scratch the last part there. No, by the way, keep it. Lost is lost and will never come back. That's it, I'm NOT, repeat NOT, going to BITLive Germany, it's just too much information for me to handle, I'm scared of getting lost, that's why. Having aspergers just sucks and I wont stand the humiliation of becoming a swedish hobo in Hamburg.

I dont think I can do anything but grieve the 21;th. I could do something else instead of having a drink or three thousand at Hamburg, but I'll be disturbed by the fact that I'm missing out one of the most important nights in my life. SHIT!

What, you dont think my statement was touching? Bastard, dont think you can escape my punishment! I know how you look and I know where you live. I can even see you

Well, there's always Brighton. All you have to do is get to Stansted
airport and catch the "SID Tourbus"

I know how you feel though: a city is very forbidding if you don't know it:
this was one of the reasons why Birmingham wasn't a good place for the
first BIT Live. London's better because you just have to find a tube station...


Chris

Hmmm...

I've send him a map, with a big circle where his bus stops and a big S where the station is where he needs to go. It was 200 metres straight!

The train goes 20 minutes and ends in Wedel. Wedel is the last station, that means you sit back, don't have to say ANY german word and when the train stops and EVERYBODY leaves, than you leave too.

And than you stand in front of the shooters allready. Is this complicated? Sorry, but for me it don't sound so...

I wonder how you find your way to the toilet, Max...

Peace!

Come on Max, don't leave us alone....

btw. The most Germans speak english (the young ones)....

p.s. I've got beer for you waiting at Wedel...


cheers 2Klang

My mum just phoned me, and if the story she told is true then I probably shouldn't go to Hamburg in my entire life.

My uncle and his friend was to go for a trip somewhere over the seas, but the friends mother forced him not to. Just to make it up she gave him a train ticket to Hamburg. He got lost emidattely after missing the train back.

Hamburg is a huge city and german people are according to my family and friends(and my fave gamemagazine-reviewers, actually) plain unfriendly kinds, that they wont help people who are lost out and so on. Anyway, back to the story...

Totally alone on the streets he got raped and forced into gay prostitution-slavery.

This whole story sounds pretty made up for me, and my uncle is nearly even a more annyoing bitch that I am, parasiting on other peoples economy. Nearly everyone close to me (yes, they're few but they're enough) disadvice me to go to Hamburg alone, and absolutely noone wants to go with me to Hamburg, so why should I believe them?
But when I think about it, a land where they come up with things like "porno-musicals" is maybe quite dangerous(e) and I wont take the risk going there, sorry.

And, Volker, try to understand that I actually have aspergers, I have only taken the trains trice in my life and that was never alone. I have never went outside Scandinavia so I am afraid to go further. That's how I work, and that's something I've tried to avoid(bagatellisera) until now that I actually take the facts as they are. The BITLive Promo is actually a good sign how it goes when I avoid the facts of my life and belives I can sing if I just think it's "talking notes".

And by the way: we asperger-people have no trouble finding the toilet. We only have trouble closing the door

Tsk tsk tsk... clearly a case of Germanophobia. Do you really believe such stories? I hope not. Germans are no weirder than swedes, believe me. What are you thinking man!

> Germans are no weirder than swedes
You're all CRAZYDFKLGDLDFGDFGKDFGDFLEKTJERWIBBLE!

Hey, Max.

I thank you for your "pay-my-trip"-offer. Thing is I have absolutely no money for entry fee, drinks, overnight stay or anything. The wedding is a real moneysucker, and I must put all financing that way. Sorry mate...... maybe we can go to Brighton instead. =)

haha!, if he's got problems with germnay, he'll have many more at brighton.

afterall it's the gay capital of England. LOL

Tas, it's a cruel thing to make fun of people with handicaps. Imagine if it was you.
Max has not chosen to be this way, he just is, and other people should accept that, not make jokes from it.

My daughter has the same thing as max actually, as i have previously mentioned before.

And i wasn't poking fun at max, i was just ah nevermind!!!

if you look at my statement a little more, then you can see i'm actually poking fun to the conection of germany and brighton.

ah well, suppose i be a racist to now eh?!?!

Ok hold it right there
No fights in my diary, ok?

All that we say is give Peace a Chance...

Btw, anyone calculated what it could cost spending this very night in Hamburg? Cause I can stand for the costs, Sonic, really!... depending on if the hotels cost 50€ or 986764834789659237485278964875€, it all really depends on that. I know I can pay the trip and entrance for us both.
Speaking about "both", where did O2 go?! We were so close with an solution :/