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Your favourite joke.

Posted: 07/12/2007 - 10:31
by Subzero
Post your favourite joke here, mines is a peter kay joke:

'Went to the doctors the other day with a steering wheel down my underpants, doctor said 'is it painful' i said 'no, but its driving me nuts!!!!'

:lol: :lol: :hysterical:

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 07/12/2007 - 12:37
by Tonka
A horse walks into a bar and the bar-keeper says:

"Hey, why the long face"?...

:eekout:

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 08/12/2007 - 8:11
by Vosla
A man in a restaurant adresses the waiter:
"Waiter, I would like to have three eggs!"
"Me too!"

:slap:

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 09/12/2007 - 13:15
by Thunderer
A man walks into a doctor's office:
Man: "Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar,"
Doctor: "I don't believe you."

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 09/12/2007 - 18:26
by Chris Abbott
I came back to my car, and found a sticker on it saying "Parking Fine".

Nice of them to notice!

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 10/12/2007 - 8:49
by omoroca
What is worse? Parkinson or Alzheimer?

Parkinson. Spilling your beer's worse than forgetting to pay for it.

Re: Your favourite joke.

Posted: 10/12/2007 - 19:32
by Tonka
What's pink and hard?

A pig with a switchblade.