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Your favourite joke.
Posted: 07/12/2007 - 10:31
by Subzero
Post your favourite joke here, mines is a peter kay joke:
'Went to the doctors the other day with a steering wheel down my underpants, doctor said 'is it painful' i said 'no, but its driving me nuts!!!!'
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 07/12/2007 - 12:37
by Tonka
A horse walks into a bar and the bar-keeper says:
"Hey, why the long face"?...
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 08/12/2007 - 8:11
by Vosla
A man in a restaurant adresses the waiter:
"Waiter, I would like to have three eggs!"
"Me too!"
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 09/12/2007 - 13:15
by Thunderer
A man walks into a doctor's office:
Man: "Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar,"
Doctor: "I don't believe you."
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 09/12/2007 - 18:26
by Chris Abbott
I came back to my car, and found a sticker on it saying "Parking Fine".
Nice of them to notice!
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 10/12/2007 - 8:49
by omoroca
What is worse? Parkinson or Alzheimer?
Parkinson. Spilling your beer's worse than forgetting to pay for it.
Re: Your favourite joke.
Posted: 10/12/2007 - 19:32
by Tonka
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a switchblade.