Commodore Remix

....I had to scrape the frost off my eyeballs before I could see out them

http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/b ... earch_city

Where?

Nice to have a conversation a casual listener like myself can join in on. We should really have a weather forum on this board.

Brrr

"It's so cold..."

Says who? Ah, Mr. Subzero... With that name you'd be the last I'd expect to complain about cold

You have a point there, but whats in a name....i mean really....what.......well.....TELL ME!!!!

you have a bz in your name.. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It's so cold my balls is playing gingle bal...er.. bells

It's so cold that i woke up this morning with a block of ice stuck to me butt.
I heated it up and it went....PARP!!!!

It's so cold, the nurse this morning had stiff nipples.
But she was ugly!
That was the moment a shiver went down my spine.

I feel hungry all of a sudden...

It was so cold . . .
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

It was so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!

It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

It was so cold . . .
when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream!

It was so cold . . .
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!

It was so cold . . .
a polar bear ran up to me and pinched my scarf!

It was so cold even the penguins are leaving.