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Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 11:27
by Chris Abbott
I'm feeling a bit down, so I wanted to launch a competition for remixes so bad they're good, with a prize of... oooh, well, 10 CDs of choice, I guess (as long as they're in stock).

Rules

Remix must be knowingly terrible, rather than "unintentionally rubbish" or "meh".

Some suggestions for crapness: misplaced pretension where the concept is way in advance of the actual result, musical mistakes with comic timing, intentionally disrespectful approach to tune, inappropriate instrumental activity, inappropriate vocals, anything that suggests the remix has lost the plot over time...

All entries will be put into a comedy album "Worst Remixes Ever" and given away as a free album on C64Audio.com along with bonus tracks "Frogger" by DJ ClubThump, that Last Ninja cover where he goes to Genova, and Perhaps-a-Doobie's K-Tel greatest hits album (trailer only). I'll also ask around to see if anyone wants to make a PC Demo of the resulting album featuring the dodgiest moments from videogames (such as toilets). Actually, it would be kind of fun if people chose "crap alter-egos" for their crap tunes, so people would have to guess which remixers did what :)

Feel free to post WIPs in this thread, everyone could do with a laugh :)

That is balls. I mean, all. Bad luck everybody! Mend a leg!

Chris

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 12:03
by C64GLeN
Woo-Hoo. Now this is a competition I can enter.

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 12:17
by Max Levin
Are old remixes welcome?

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 16:52
by Chris Abbott
Hehe... well, for the album, yes.

Chris

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 17:28
by Infamous
Dude... My hawkeye remix is f'ing god awful that'd fit perfect on there, its on rko somewere near the tat. funnily enough i downloaded it a few days ago and it made me want to go on my roof grab my own scruff of my neck and throw myself off whilst shouting "this'll learn ya for ruining good tunes ya great southern poof ya!" instead i just burnt my nipples with a hot spoon.. maybe too much info? .. or maybe too sexy?

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 17:42
by Chris Abbott
URL? Just for the lazy?

Is it so bad it's good?

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 17:54
by Dr. Bongo
Oh dear, well I guess I'll enter my Sly Spy medley. wtf was I thinking! :roll:

linky - http://www.6581.co.uk/remix/Mp3/Sly%20S ... 20mix).mp3

Sorry, sorry, sorry, no really... sorry!

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:11
by Infamous
Chris Abbott wrote:URL? Just for the lazy?

Is it so bad it's good?
ya know.. no.. its so bad its shit.

But "at the time" i was quite proud of it 1st tune i did just by ear so there was alot of intent behind it it just got received as well as dressing up as death and walking around an oap home.

http://remix.kwed.org/download.php/1915 ... mix%29.mp3

There she blows!.. literally lol.

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:16
by Max Levin
Alright then, here goes a collab I made with the swedish cock-rocker sensation Tunnan(who also sings):
http://maxlevin.diinoweb.com/files/Albe ... mix%29.mp3

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:31
by Chris Abbott
Dr. Bongo wrote:Oh dear, well I guess I'll enter my Sly Spy medley. wtf was I thinking! :roll:

linky - http://www.6581.co.uk/remix/Mp3/Sly%20S ... 20mix).mp3

Sorry, sorry, sorry, no really... sorry!
Nope, not really crap as such: merely devoid of positive attributes. Crap is much more than that: to be crap it has to be packed with negative attributes :)

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:32
by Chris Abbott
Max Levin wrote:Alright then, here goes a collab I made with the swedish cock-rocker sensation Tunnan(who also sings):
http://maxlevin.diinoweb.com/files/Albe ... mix%29.mp3
Now THAT's what I'm talking about :)

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:33
by Mordi
Tip for bonus song: Dj Subslash - IK+ Nokia mix (its on RKO, riiight at the bottom :p).

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:37
by Chris Abbott
Infamous wrote:
Chris Abbott wrote:URL? Just for the lazy?

Is it so bad it's good?
ya know.. no.. its so bad its shit.

But "at the time" i was quite proud of it 1st tune i did just by ear so there was alot of intent behind it it just got received as well as dressing up as death and walking around an oap home.

http://remix.kwed.org/download.php/1915 ... mix%29.mp3

There she blows!.. literally lol.
It's a bit samey to be really crap :) There's quite a lot of competition, you know (especially from the early days of RKO).

Chris

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 18:39
by Chris Abbott
Mordi wrote:Tip for bonus song: Dj Subslash - IK+ Nokia mix (its on RKO, riiight at the bottom :p).
Well, yes, it's already in my shortlist, along with stuff from Bullboy, although Subslash is a friend of Kwed's and insists it was conceptual art :)

Chris

Re: Crap Remix Compo!

Posted: 02/03/2009 - 19:22
by Subzero
Well I MUST add my starpaws remix as its a sid2midi spectacular!!!

http://www.c64podcasts.co.uk/starpaws.mp3

And if thats not crap enough, then I HAVE MORE!!!

:hysterical: