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New Virus: C64.BITLive.FeelShite@Brighton
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 11:14
by skitz
C64.BITLive.FeelShite@Brighton
Discovered on: September 14, 2003
Last Updated on: September 18, 2003 11:34:21 AM
C64.BITLive.FeelShite@Brighton:
- Terminates some BODY functions and processes.
- Uses its own SNOT engine to replicate itself to all systems within a 50 feet radius.
- Contains a destructive payload, which is triggered when too much AIR is addressed causing the
SNEEZE and COUGH routine to kick in from the SNOT engine.
- Performs a Denial of Service (DoS) attack on the THROAT and random components of the system.
- Leaves a footprint within the THROAT called FLEM which remains memory resident until the
BECHAMS patch is applied.
This Virus is written in the DNA++ language.
When C64.BITLive.FeelShite@Brighton is executed, it performs the following actions:
- Infects the THROAT sector and performs a Denial of Service (DoS) attack
- Creates the SNOT engine and begins to replicate itself.
- The SNEEZE engine is then started as a memory resident application.
- Termination of certain BODY functions within the system now occur.
- Continuous Denial of Service (DoS) attacks on the THROAT cause the system to produce
FLEM packets - these can only be cleared with the BECHAMS patch.
- System eventually grinds to a halt and runs at 0% utilisation going into SLEEP mode until
infection has been removed.
If infected, do the following:
- Apply BECHAMS virus protection remedy
- Put system into SLEEP mode as soon as possible
- Also apply NIGHT NURSE patch before putting system into SLEEP mode
Write-up by:
DJ Skitz
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 11:30
by dbfm
rofl! absolutely bloody brilliant
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 12:35
by dan gillgrass
LMAO! nice one skitz! at least im back to %75 operating power today. Can I sue the organisers for this unforseen virus?
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 14:02
by Matrix
LMFAO !!!!! OMG !!!!! I dont think Norton Can Deal With that
- NICE M8 REALLY NICE lol .....
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 14:05
by Chris Abbott
> Can I sue the organisers for this unforseen virus?
Sorry, act of God, force majeure...
Chris
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 14:56
by dan gillgrass
Chris Abbott wrote:
Sorry, act of God, force majeure...
Chris
Damn stupid loop holes in the law!
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 18:24
by tas
ok i was late, but i got the bloody thing now
Posted: 18/09/2003 - 20:29
by Vosla
skitz :
@Neil and all others who got it :
Be well soon!
Posted: 19/09/2003 - 11:17
by Lee's PeeknPoke
*sniffs* a slight cold here
Lee
Posted: 24/09/2003 - 11:11
by merman
Still suffering from it - and I got a cold after BIT3 last year. I reckon us computer geeks must harbour unusual germs...
Posted: 24/09/2003 - 18:39
by Subzero
Im refusing to attend another bitlive unless there is full virus protection available at the door - gasmasks, protective clothing and a copy of norton antivirus
Posted: 24/09/2003 - 19:25
by dan gillgrass
subzero wrote:Im refusing to attend another bitlive unless there is full virus protection available at the door - gasmasks, protective clothing and a copy of norton antivirus
We will have to cover the venue like they do to the house in ET